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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 26 2007, 12:28 PM (456 Views) | |
| starsparkle | Mar 26 2007, 12:28 PM Post #1 |
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hime-sama
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So, we have our random image board. But sometimes I come across quotes that seriously make me LOL and think of anime club. SO... I'm gonna start a place to post these things. I'm gonna start off with a quote, courtesy of bash.org. <StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial transaction overlord of register 21. Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says, "So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he expected me to and he had a little faggoty giggle then he asked me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand. |
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| thetwelvesecondterrasque | Mar 26 2007, 12:53 PM Post #2 |
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haha, awesome! My friend has the funniest away messages, but he doesn't have one up right now that's funny... but when he does, I'll be sure to post a couple up here, they're pretty funny |
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| elfpvke | Mar 27 2007, 11:52 AM Post #3 |
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From urbandictionary, when I finally decided to figure out what /b/ meant: /b/ 1058 up, 51 down /b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up. /b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside. /b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall. /b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher. /b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something. /b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will. /b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse. /b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days. /b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything. /b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra. /b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you. /b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him. /b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss. /b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor /b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door. /b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard. /b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk. /b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack. /b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying. /b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that. /b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times. /b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai. /b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation. /b/ is wonderful. ------------- and this: (27 up, 7 down) Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief. Needless to say, I'm still confused. And even less inclined to go anywhere near 4chan. |
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| FormerVicePresidentChiba | Mar 29 2007, 02:29 AM Post #4 |
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remember... "There's no I in Liar" |
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| starsparkle | Mar 29 2007, 10:00 AM Post #5 |
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hime-sama
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oh 4chan.... |
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| thetwelvesecondterrasque | Mar 29 2007, 12:50 PM Post #6 |
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That's awesome!! I was wondering what that meant for a while too.... glad to know that it's a multiple of things... ^_^;; |
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| elfpvke | Mar 29 2007, 01:12 PM Post #7 |
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Sergeant-At-Arms
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That was just the excuse I needed to trigger the onslaught of Red Vs Blue quotes (sorry): Church: There's no "I" in team, Grif. Grif: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamned team! The team sucks! Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me. Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you. Caboose: I like me. Sarge: Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... too-day? Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home? Sarge: That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hee-ro! We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here .. IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!! Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir. Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here. Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'? Caboose: No! No, wait! Go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions? Caboose: Rest in peace, little pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED. Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing. Grif: I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.... And that I'm a girl... And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss ALL THE BOYS. Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time. Sarge: I only drink the blood of my *enemies*... and occasionally a strawberry Yoo Hoo. Tucker: Caboose had a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a "Mystery Box'. Church: What was in the "Mystery Box'? Tucker: One hundred forty jars of mayonnaise. Church: Well, *that's* a good trade. Tucker: Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen! Church: How did you... never mind. Caboose: I just... need to... get angry... and say... mean things... like... uh, YOUR... BRAIN IS... A MOUNTAIN ... OF HATRED!! Sarge: I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Grif, but here it is. Capt. Butch Flowers: Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy. Blue Command: Winky-blinky, the one-eyed sergeant's firin' blanks... If you get me. Tune in next week, when I raid my fortunes.txt files. |
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| starsparkle | May 22 2007, 12:59 PM Post #8 |
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found some more 4chan reference quotes. they made me laugh, so i'll share. <Will T. Rex> So, at the pub last saturday <Will T. Rex> Really bogan pub, with pool and AC/DC on the TV jukebox, at 3am in the morning... my nerdy friend says very loudly "NEED MOAR BEER!" <Will T. Rex> with emphasis on the 'moaaar', because we are nerds <Will T. Rex> ... and out of nowhere, some random dude screams "WE ARE ANNONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION" <Will T. Rex> Fucking terrifying Magna Carta: Being in Alexa's top 1000 says a lot for any site... Motley: Related: In walmart today, it was pretty packed Motley: and my nephew (11) is going to get some icees, he gets ready to turn left out of electronics Motley: and he goes 'dude, what flavor?' Motley: I shouted 'MOAR MUDKIPS' (aka blue) Motley: Then this is what I hear.. Motley: Far left: 'KILL IT WITH FIRE!' Motley: Far right: 'NO U' Motley: Behind: 'DO NOT WANT' Motley: and then god bless 'em, the guy standing *right* next to me goes 'shut the fuck up btards!" Magna Carta: ... Magna Carta: You live in EKY? Motley: ...yeah Magna Carta: OSHIT 4chan.. it's everywhere apparently |
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| starsparkle | May 23 2007, 11:47 PM Post #9 |
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hime-sama
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Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever. |
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| thetwelvesecondterrasque | May 24 2007, 10:43 AM Post #10 |
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OMG that's freaking amazing!! |
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| Cheshire_Grin | Aug 30 2007, 05:46 PM Post #11 |
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bash.org <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS |
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| starsparkle | Aug 30 2007, 08:23 PM Post #12 |
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"Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." -bash.org |
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| Cheshire_Grin | Aug 31 2007, 02:58 PM Post #13 |
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"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say." "I'll attract the enemy with my human call. 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'" -both Unit Quotes from Dryad (Warcraft III) |
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