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Quote Chaos
Topic Started: Mar 26 2007, 12:28 PM (456 Views)
starsparkle
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hime-sama
So, we have our random image board. But sometimes I come across quotes that seriously make me LOL and think of anime club.

SO... I'm gonna start a place to post these things.

I'm gonna start off with a quote, courtesy of bash.org.

<StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial transaction overlord of register 21.
Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says, "So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he expected me to and he had a little faggoty giggle then he asked me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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haha, awesome!

My friend has the funniest away messages, but he doesn't have one up right now that's funny... but when he does, I'll be sure to post a couple up here, they're pretty funny
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elfpvke
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From urbandictionary, when I finally decided to figure out what /b/ meant:

/b/ 1058 up, 51 down

/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.

/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.

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and this: (27 up, 7 down)
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.

Needless to say, I'm still confused. And even less inclined to go anywhere near 4chan.
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FormerVicePresidentChiba
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remember...
"There's no I in Liar" :P

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starsparkle
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hime-sama
oh 4chan....
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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That's awesome!! I was wondering what that meant for a while too.... glad to know that it's a multiple of things... ^_^;;
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elfpvke
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FormerVicePresidentChiba
Mar 29 2007, 01:29 AM
remember...
"There's no I in Liar" :P

That was just the excuse I needed to trigger the onslaught of Red Vs Blue quotes (sorry):

Church: There's no "I" in team, Grif.
Grif: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamned team! The team sucks!

Caboose: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me.

Sarge: Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... too-day?
Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge: That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hee-ro! We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here .. IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.

Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?

Caboose: No! No, wait! Go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

Caboose: Rest in peace, little pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.

Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

Grif: I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.... And that I'm a girl... And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss ALL THE BOYS.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

Sarge: I only drink the blood of my *enemies*... and occasionally a strawberry Yoo Hoo.

Tucker: Caboose had a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a "Mystery Box'.
Church: What was in the "Mystery Box'?
Tucker: One hundred forty jars of mayonnaise.
Church: Well, *that's* a good trade.
Tucker: Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen!
Church: How did you... never mind.

Caboose: I just... need to... get angry... and say... mean things... like... uh, YOUR... BRAIN IS... A MOUNTAIN ... OF HATRED!!
Sarge: I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Grif, but here it is.

Capt. Butch Flowers: Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy.

Blue Command: Winky-blinky, the one-eyed sergeant's firin' blanks... If you get me.

Tune in next week, when I raid my fortunes.txt files.
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hime-sama
found some more 4chan reference quotes. they made me laugh, so i'll share.

<Will T. Rex> So, at the pub last saturday
<Will T. Rex> Really bogan pub, with pool and AC/DC on the TV jukebox, at 3am in the morning... my nerdy friend says very loudly "NEED MOAR BEER!"
<Will T. Rex> with emphasis on the 'moaaar', because we are nerds
<Will T. Rex> ... and out of nowhere, some random dude screams "WE ARE ANNONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION"
<Will T. Rex> Fucking terrifying


Magna Carta: Being in Alexa's top 1000 says a lot for any site...
Motley: Related: In walmart today, it was pretty packed
Motley: and my nephew (11) is going to get some icees, he gets ready to turn left out of electronics
Motley: and he goes 'dude, what flavor?'
Motley: I shouted 'MOAR MUDKIPS' (aka blue)
Motley: Then this is what I hear..
Motley: Far left: 'KILL IT WITH FIRE!'
Motley: Far right: 'NO U'
Motley: Behind: 'DO NOT WANT'
Motley: and then god bless 'em, the guy standing *right* next to me goes 'shut the fuck up btards!"
Magna Carta: ...
Magna Carta: You live in EKY?
Motley: ...yeah
Magna Carta: OSHIT



4chan.. it's everywhere apparently
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starsparkle
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hime-sama
Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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OMG that's freaking amazing!!
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bash.org

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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starsparkle
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"Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." -bash.org
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"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."

"I'll attract the enemy with my human call. 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"

-both Unit Quotes from Dryad (Warcraft III)
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