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1 line story; Fun with SENTENCES :O
Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 07:20 PM (1,751 Views)
Cheshire_Grin
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And to answer his challenge, Diablo did rise up from the fiery sea, and thus was the Battle of Disney and Blizzard joined
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Disney, in his chaotic fiery rage, charges against Diablo in a clash that rocked the world.
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crayonofdarkness
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And then a hoard of trolls rushed out of the bushes with a plate of muffins...
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Cheshire_Grin
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...which they proceeded to chuck at all offending parties, seeing as they were Holy Hand Muffins
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TokioKoroomine
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And the Holy Hand Muffins did create large holy explosions which broke the seals that had been keeping The Great Evil Being from awakening from his enchanted slumber underneath the forest.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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The Great Evil Being, known simply as Krug, began eating the holy hand muffins that had not exploded, and the combination of the Evilness inside him and the holiness of said muffins was great enough to cause a severe stomach ache for him.
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Cheshire_Grin
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Then Disney and Diablo did come to a truce, in order to defeat The Great Evil Being Known Simply As Krug before it wreaked untold devastation
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Krug, weakened by his stomach pain, was still more than a match for both of them, and soon ended the fight by bashing their heads together and bellyflopping on their helpless bodies.
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Liftigger
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The bodies were suprisingly soft so Krug decided to lay down upon the battered combatants to take a short nap.
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TokioKoroomine
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The story so far:
Mr. Piggles was never one to enjoy drinking games; but for some reason he found himself freer than usual this evening. thanks to the fact that he was attacked by a rabid cougar who was coming with a massive swarm of Zerglings, with very pointy claws. But this was not why he felt so good; in fact, he felt so good because he had several squads of fully upgraded Zealots beside him, ready to face the zergling and cougar horde. The cougar spotted the Zealots, and decided to hold back just a little... But the zealots were smarter than that, they came with a batallion of Siege Tanks and Stimmed marines for backup. The Cougar took no chances, calling on emergency support from several packs of Hydralisks he had burrowed nearby that went for the Marines while the Zerglings rushed the tanks. At which point Zeratul called in Science vessels to iradiate the lings and brought in his hiddent Dark Templar line from round about in a sortie. The cougar then began whining like a n00b, crying "Cheaters!" as he tried to bring in Devourers to hunt the Science vessels, and Devastators and Overlords to hit random ground units. The terran, seeings their sci vessels get blown out of the sky bring in some Goliaths to help neutralize the air threat and some scv's to repair their tanks. All the while, Mr. Piggles began playing a harmonica, and urged the Terrans and Protoss to press the attack, crying, "Smoke that n00b!" The Terran, being a arrogant race rushed ahead while the proud Protoss urged their comrades to stay behind. The cougar then flipped out and called in the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to try and save himself.... But instead the The Knights who say NI! came and demanded the payment of 1 shrubbery for their services. The cougar ordered one of his zerglings to fetch said shrubbery, while he did a little dance.

The Terran seeing their open chance sent in there elite ops, the ghost to paint a target for the nuclear missile that was to be fired. An overlord then yelled "Incoming!" at the cougar, prompting him to end his dance and sprint off, as Mr. Piggles challenged one of the drivers to a drinking game. The drivers drink too much and drive straight into the nuclear zone when the missile is heading toward the ground. The missle then was blocked by a hail of minigun fire from what looked like a giant Diglett, who cried out "MOOF!!!" and began flailing what looked like dual boxing gloves for hands all about. It suddenly dropped its weapon, scouring the terrain for some sort of sign of surrender or war - it would die before leaving its colony unattended! All the while, the giant Diglett began crying, "Don't Run! I am Jumbo, the mole of love and doom from beyond the stars! Gimme a friggin hug!" Unfortunately for the giant Diglett, he appeared so quickly that the cougar tripped over him, causing the misfire of their ultimate secret weapon, the Potato Gun, and thus causing the distruction of the left half of Mr. Piggles house. At this, the giant Diglett, hereafter named Jumbo, picked up the cougar and offered him some cheetos, saying, "Random cheetos?" The cougar, poised on the verge of taking said offered cheetos, was then intercepted by a large woman grabbing the cheetos, stuff them in her mouth and mumbling past them, "Silly Cougar, Cheetos are for kids." Jumbo then flapped his boxing gloves around, screaming "Bu-bu-wha--CHEETOS ARE NOT JUST FOR KIDS!" before attempting to ram the lady Zidane-style. The lady went down with a resounding thud, forcing the purloined cheetos from her mouth, much to the disguist of onlookers. Jumbo then put on a cute, sad look and said, "But she stole the cheetos...." Mr. Piggles, who was quite inebriated walked up to Jumbo and gave him a lopsided smile before pulling a bag of cheetos out of his pants. Jumbo looked surprised, but not half as surprised as when Mr. Piggles offered them to the fat woman, saying "Wiener chips anyone?" The woman was disgusted by chips and instead summoned her pet Bongun to her side in an attempt to get rid of Mr. Piggles.

Bongun rushed at Mr. Piggles, only to be distracted by the cheetos on the ground and promptly rushed over to them, tail wagging at the site of the delicious orange treat. Mr. Piggles siezes this opportunity and casts Lord of Vermillion! But apparently Lord Vermillion had been on a break, so instead of a mighty Lord Vermillion appearing, a small bird landed on Mr. Piggles head and recited carefully, "I'm sorry, m'lord is currently unavailable. Please try again in 30 minutes." So he brushed the bird away while yelling at it and instead settled on casting Stormgust. Before Jumbo could react to events, an angry Diglett with a lawyer's suit and thick glasses screamed at everybody, "I AM SULU! I SUE YOUUUUU!" before proceeding to issue a legal injunction against the use of magic spells by throwing it at the parties involved while Jumbo shook his dome, not having a head. After being infuriated by these preposterous injunctions for the use of magic spells, Mr. Piggles summons an army of undead minions to do his bidding. Unfortunately, Mr. Piggles wasn't much of a necromancer and only managed to summon a half-undead squirrel and some cabbage. So instead, seeing this as a golden opportunity to escape, Mr. Piggles proceeded to run away. Sulu, meanwhile, chased Mr Piggles angrily with the Affadavit, threatening him with it and screaming legalese and more "I SUE YOU!" at him. the half-dead squirrel pounces on the cabbage and rolls around like an undead soccer ball after Mr. Piggles, who he is sworn to defend because Mr. Piggles is his MASTER. Jumbo then pulls out an M1 Garand rifle, and begins shooting the squirrel to cover Sulu. The half undead squirrel gets rather annoyed because although he is half undead, which is very much like being undead except you have a heartbeat and require oxygen, bullets still sting. Jumbo then aims for the squirrel's head and fires, confident that even on the half dead, headshots count... but they don't because the half undead squirell is part robot and the bullets bounce off his titanium squirrel skull. Jumbo threw down the M1 Garand, and called in Tenacious D, whereupon they went after the Squirrel with The Best Song in the World, which had surprising powers....

The squirrel was confused by this change of events and instead he dug a fox hole along with some trenches to prepare for the onslaught. he then ran into a purple rabbit, who was eating 'shrooms And the two decided to have a picnic. At which they ate french-fried walnuts and a variety of questionable fungi. However, the Rabbit forgot to check the expiration date on the walnuts and they all ended up with large stomachache and nausea. So they called the doctor (hedgehog man) and he came right away! the hedgehog man named Johnny saw the shrooms and smacked the purple rabbit and the half-dead squirrel and yelled furiously at not being invited to the picnic. so the squirrel died and the rabbit and the hedgehog had all the shrooms...uh oh! For the shrooms were filled with secret game codes. Which they used their l337 hax to play Sonic. However, the squirrel remembered it was half-undead, so he guessed that meant he was all undead now and proceeded to play Sonic as well. Although the rabbit got mad cause he didnt appreciate the value of tails and threw his controller down and hopped away. Tails, infuriated, flew out of the screen and ran after the rabbit, Knuckles clinging onto him for his life. The rabbit heard tails coming so he hopped into a trench to ambush him, but tails was ready, and he began lobbing grenades into the trenches. The rabbit then Force jumped out of the trench, and pulled out a lightsaber to attack Tails.

Knuckles thought he could take him on and the rabbit cut him in half, Tails who was upset over the loss took to the sky to prepare an aerial attack. Knuckles, though being cut in half, did a hand spring and lobbed himself at the unsuspecting rabbit, while Tails pulled out a rocket launcher and proceeded to shoot the rabbit. The rabbit then used the Force to pick up one of the Terran Marines, and fling him at Tails. The rabbit called in a science vessel and had it cast a defensive matrix on him just incase he took the hit. The Marine bounced off the Matrix, with a squeaky noise that could be heard, even in Los Angeles. So Tails called in a zerg queen to spawn broodling the rabbit. The rabbit exploded into numerous broodlings, which began running about and attacking random things. The broodlings infected all the humans in the vicinity with an incurable disease and began to infest the planet. The humans began dying....until the infection got to Keith Richards. Who proceeded to goad chuck norris into crying so as to save the world with his tears. But Chuck didn't cry, instead he gave Keith Richards a roundhouse kick to the face. Then the Protoss, noting the infestation in that offhand way they do, sterilized the planet with their death cannons. Keith Richards promptly stole Elvis' spaceship and tried to flee the planet. But Kerrigan would not stand for this and sent her Garm Brood after the ship. Keith Richards then smiled, opening fire on the Garm Brood with antimatter torpedoes.

Little did he know, "antimatter" is just a long fancy word for love. The brood became enraged and turned to devour Keith instead. but a figure jumped from the shadows weilding two pistols. unfortunately they backfired, flinging said figure back into the shadows, where he rethought his decision of firing and slowly walked away from the confusing fray Only to be mutilated by a slaughterking. The slaughterking belched loud enough to be heard in Hawaii, sending a shockwave throught the chaotic scene before him. and the belch made all in its wake shudder from the stench, like the breath of the kraken, it smelled of a thousand rotting corpses. Unfortunately the Garm Brood was the only one who survived the shockwave, and turned on the unsuspecting forest of happy-making. But the forest had hidden defenses... men with knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fire of a thousand evils which is why they had no effect on the Garm Brood as it devoured the forest but then the undead squirrel called upon the power of Bambi, Prince of the Forest, to stop them in the name of all cute fuzzy forest creatures. And Bambi did respond to the call and sent forth his furry minions to protect the forest. And the minions of Disney did fire upon the enemy with the Ray of Cuteness But then... a great darkness passed over the sky as Walt Disney himself was unleashed from his cryogenic state.

And to answer his challenge, Diablo did rise up from the fiery sea, and thus was the Battle of Disney and Blizzard joined. Disney, in his chaotic fiery rage, charges against Diablo in a clash that rocked the world. And then a hoard of trolls rushed out of the bushes with a plate of muffins... which they proceeded to chuck at all offending parties, seeing as they were Holy Hand Muffins. And the Holy Hand Muffins did create large holy explosions which broke the seals that had been keeping The Great Evil Being from awakening from his enchanted slumber underneath the forest. The Great Evil Being, known simply as Krug, began eating the holy hand muffins that had not exploded, and the combination of the Evilness inside him and the holiness of said muffins was great enough to cause a severe stomach ache for him. Then Disney and Diablo did come to a truce, in order to defeat The Great Evil Being Known Simply As Krug before it wreaked untold devastation. Krug, weakened by his stomach pain, was still more than a match for both of them, and soon ended the fight by bashing their heads together and bellyflopping on their helpless bodies. The bodies were suprisingly soft so Krug decided to lay down upon the battered combatants to take a short nap.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Meanwhile an army of dwarves looking for revenge came tramping down the road.
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Cheshire_Grin
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Seeing Krug, they decided to slay him and use his bones as the structural support for their new colony.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Disney and Diablo picked up the colony and began fighting with the bones to honor Krug and his misfortune of sleeping in the path of dwarves
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Cheshire_Grin
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Then the dwarves grew pissed and built a catapult.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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When regular rocks did nothing to the goliaths, they decided that fire is the ultimate weapon.
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