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1 line story; Fun with SENTENCES :O
Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 07:20 PM (1,755 Views)
thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Bongun rushed at Mr. Piggles, only to be distracted by the cheetos on the ground and promptly rushed over to them, tail wagging at the site of the delicious orange treat.
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mac1usa1
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Mr. Piggles siezes this opportunity and casts Lord of Vermillion!
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But apparently Lord Vermillion had been on a break, so instead of a mighty Lord Vermillion appearing, a small bird landed on Mr. Piggles head and recited carefully, "I'm sorry, m'lord is currently unavailable. Please try again in 30 minutes."
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mac1usa1
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So he brushed the bird away while yelling at it and instead settled on casting Stormgust.
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Noodleman
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Before Jumbo could react to events, an angry Diglett with a lawyer's suit and thick glasses screamed at everybody, "I AM SULU! I SUE YOUUUUU!" before proceeding to issue a legal injunction against the use of magic spells by throwing it at the parties involved while Jumbo shook his dome, not having a head.
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mac1usa1
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After being infuriated by these preposterous injunctions for the use of magic spells, Mr. Piggles summons an army of undead minions to do his bidding.
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Meggyness
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Unfortunately, Mr. Piggles wasn't much of a necromancer and only managed to summon a half-undead squirrel and some cabbage.
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mac1usa1
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So instead, seeing this as a golden opportunity to escape, Mr. Piggles proceeded to run away.
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Noodleman
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Sulu, meanwhile, chased Mr Piggles angrily with the Affadavit, threatening him with it and screaming legalese and more "I SUE YOU!" at him.

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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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the half-dead squirrel pounces on the cabbage and rolls around like an undead soccer ball after Mr. Piggles, who he is sworn to defend because Mr. Piggles is his MASTER
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Noodleman
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Jumbo then pulls out an M1 Garand rifle, and begins shooting the squirrel to cover Sulu.
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Meggyness
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The half undead squirrel gets rather annoyed because although he is half undead, which is very much like being undead except you have a heartbeat and require oxygen, bullets still sting.
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Noodleman
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Jumbo then aims for the squirrel's head and fires, confident that even on the half dead, headshots count...
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Liftigger
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but they don't because the half undead squirell is part robot and the bullets bounce off his titanium squirrel skull.
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Noodleman
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Jumbo threw down the M1 Garand, and called in Tenacious D, whereupon they went after the Squirrel with The Best Song in the World, which had surprising powers....
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