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1 line story; Fun with SENTENCES :O
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Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 07:20 PM (1,755 Views)
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Sep 10 2006, 05:49 PM
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Bongun rushed at Mr. Piggles, only to be distracted by the cheetos on the ground and promptly rushed over to them, tail wagging at the site of the delicious orange treat.
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mac1usa1
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Sep 10 2006, 06:03 PM
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Mr. Piggles siezes this opportunity and casts Lord of Vermillion!
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Sep 10 2006, 09:04 PM
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But apparently Lord Vermillion had been on a break, so instead of a mighty Lord Vermillion appearing, a small bird landed on Mr. Piggles head and recited carefully, "I'm sorry, m'lord is currently unavailable. Please try again in 30 minutes."
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mac1usa1
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Sep 10 2006, 09:15 PM
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So he brushed the bird away while yelling at it and instead settled on casting Stormgust.
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Noodleman
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Sep 10 2006, 10:01 PM
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Before Jumbo could react to events, an angry Diglett with a lawyer's suit and thick glasses screamed at everybody, "I AM SULU! I SUE YOUUUUU!" before proceeding to issue a legal injunction against the use of magic spells by throwing it at the parties involved while Jumbo shook his dome, not having a head.
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mac1usa1
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Sep 11 2006, 08:49 AM
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After being infuriated by these preposterous injunctions for the use of magic spells, Mr. Piggles summons an army of undead minions to do his bidding.
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Meggyness
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Sep 11 2006, 01:05 PM
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Unfortunately, Mr. Piggles wasn't much of a necromancer and only managed to summon a half-undead squirrel and some cabbage.
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mac1usa1
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Sep 11 2006, 04:24 PM
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So instead, seeing this as a golden opportunity to escape, Mr. Piggles proceeded to run away.
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Noodleman
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Sep 11 2006, 08:42 PM
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Sulu, meanwhile, chased Mr Piggles angrily with the Affadavit, threatening him with it and screaming legalese and more "I SUE YOU!" at him.
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thetwelvesecondterrasque
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Sep 11 2006, 09:30 PM
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the half-dead squirrel pounces on the cabbage and rolls around like an undead soccer ball after Mr. Piggles, who he is sworn to defend because Mr. Piggles is his MASTER
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Noodleman
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Sep 11 2006, 10:14 PM
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Jumbo then pulls out an M1 Garand rifle, and begins shooting the squirrel to cover Sulu.
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Meggyness
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Sep 11 2006, 10:35 PM
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The half undead squirrel gets rather annoyed because although he is half undead, which is very much like being undead except you have a heartbeat and require oxygen, bullets still sting.
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Noodleman
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Sep 11 2006, 11:33 PM
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Jumbo then aims for the squirrel's head and fires, confident that even on the half dead, headshots count...
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Liftigger
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Sep 11 2006, 11:55 PM
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but they don't because the half undead squirell is part robot and the bullets bounce off his titanium squirrel skull.
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Noodleman
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Sep 12 2006, 12:13 AM
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Jumbo threw down the M1 Garand, and called in Tenacious D, whereupon they went after the Squirrel with The Best Song in the World, which had surprising powers....
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