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1 line story; Fun with SENTENCES :O
Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 07:20 PM (1,756 Views)
mac1usa1
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The Terran seeing their open chance sent in there elite ops, the ghost to paint a target for the nuclear missile that was to be fired.
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mac1usa1
Sep 7 2006, 10:51 PM
The Terran seeing their open chance sent in there elite ops, the ghost to paint a target for the nuclear missile that was to be fired.

An overlord then yelled "Incoming!" at the cougar, prompting him to end his dance and sprint off, as Mr. Piggles challenged one of the drivers to a drinking game.
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The drivers drink too much and drive straight into the nuclear zone when the missile is heading toward the ground.
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mac1usa1
Sep 7 2006, 10:59 PM
The drivers drink too much and drive straight into the nuclear zone when the missile is heading toward the ground.

The missle then was blocked by a hail of minigun fire from what looked like a giant Diglett, who cried out "MOOF!!!" and began flailing what looked like dual boxing gloves for hands all about.
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It suddenly dropped its weapon, scouring the terrain for some sort of sign of surrender or war - it would die before leaving its colony unattended!
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.G.
Sep 8 2006, 01:30 AM
It suddenly dropped its weapon, scouring the terrain for some sort of sign of surrender or war - it would die before leaving its colony unattended!

All the while, the giant Diglett began crying, "Don't Run! I am Jumbo, the mole of love and doom from beyond the stars! Gimme a friggin hug!"
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Unfortunately for the giant Diglett, he appeared so quickly that the cougar tripped over him, causing the misfire of their ultimate secret weapon, the Potato Gun, and thus causing the distruction of the left half of Mr. Piggles house.
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SlightlyMadHatter
Sep 8 2006, 02:30 PM
Unfortunately for the giant Diglett, he appeared so quickly that the cougar tripped over him, causing the misfire of their ultimate secret weapon, the Potato Gun, and thus causing the distruction of the left half of Mr. Piggles house.

At this, the giant Diglett, hereafter named Jumbo, picked up the cougar and offered him some cheetos, saying, "Random cheetos?"
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The cougar, poised on the verge of taking said offered cheetos, was then intercepted by a large woman grabbing the cheetos, stuff them in her mouth and mumbling past them, "Silly Cougar, Cheetos are for kids."
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SlightlyMadHatter
Sep 8 2006, 04:48 PM
The cougar, poised on the verge of taking said offered cheetos, was then intercepted by a large woman grabbing the cheetos, stuff them in her mouth and mumbling past them, "Silly Cougar, Cheetos are for kids."

Jumbo then flapped his boxing gloves around, screaming "Bu-bu-wha--CHEETOS ARE NOT JUST FOR KIDS!" before attempting to ram the lady Zidane-style.
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The lady went down with a resounding thud, forcing the purloined cheetos from her mouth, much to the disguist of onlookers.
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Jumbo then put on a cute, sad look and said, "But she stole the cheetos...."
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Mr. Piggles, who was quite inebriated walked up to Jumbo and gave him a lopsided smile before pulling a bag of cheetos out of his pants.
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Jumbo looked surprised, but not half as surprised as when Mr. Piggles offered them to the fat woman, saying "Wiener chips anyone?"
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The woman was disgusted by chips and instead summoned her pet Bongun to her side in an attempt to get rid of Mr. Piggles.
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