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The worst monster of all ...
Topic Started: Nov 30 2008, 02:40 PM (114 Views)
Will
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A monster so evil, so sinister, it makes Stalin look harmless. A creature so vile and despicable, I wish Hitler would've seen them coming. Are you ready?

Stepmothers.

That's right. Stepmoms. They're the worst thing to ever walk the earth. Mine is sarcastic and retarded. She thinks I'm gay because I like Rick Astley songs. Her daughter, my half sister, listens to fucking rap, and she complains about my Swedish techno.

Post here some of your stepmother and -father stories.
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Serdones
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My stepmom is cool and my future stepdad is cool.
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Daniel

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What does your half sister look like? She hot?
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Serdones
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She is a stinky face.
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Will
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Daniel? My half sister is a slut and a pothead. <-< Please take her away.
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Daniel

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Post picture. Say, I'm down with these playboy executives, interested?
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Will
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*flashes my goodies for Playgirl*

I'M SO FABULOOOOOOUS!
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BromiDista / Coactum
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Last time I saw my dad was a year ago because of his girlfriend who is so close to getting married to him. She turned my room into a spare room to keep all her clothes and offends me every chance she gets, also turned my dad against my mother and caused a massive, messy court case over their joint business.

Her daughters a slut. I remember my computer breaking and using my dads under the stairs, another one being under there too, so i was kinda stuck inside a little cove with her sitting on the other and she was getting her arse out on cam and shit. Like in front of me, she's a retard and has a baby which is downs syndromy and lol. Her son is a couple years younger and got some lass pregnant which is even more lol, cause he used to try and take the piss out of me. Tables turned cause he told me in confidence and for like 6 months before I last went he was my personal waiter cause i kept threatening to tell his mother

She thinks her kids are the most amazing thing in the world and they're narrowminded fucktards with no personality. She hated how I used to go out drinking and stay somewhere else and shit (at 19 ffs), or if I wasn't up in time for dinner at 12 noon and she'd go mental at me. She screamed at my brother once for no reason and went fucking batshit mental at her so she hates me

I took a shit in one of her vases in my room last time I left for my mothers, probably why I haven't been invited back. Cunts.


*breathes*
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Daniel

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Give me her msn addy, her daughter. Lmao.
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Jon
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Bromi.

Through the first paragraph.

I know what you went through.
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Project 86 Pwns // Will
Dec 1 2008, 03:27 PM
*flashes my goodies for Playgirl*

I'M SO FABULOOOOOOUS!

Lmfao.Are they good goodies, or bad ugly wrinkly pieces of shit nobody wants?
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Will
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The best goodies ever.

Mike? I feel sorry for you. Hook me up with your stepsister.
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