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Zombie Holocaust Plans; What would you do?
Topic Started: Sep 10 2008, 02:29 PM (85 Views)
J-Cubed
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All right since I feel that Halloween is a little over a month away. I figured I might as well ask this question that plagues me every year.

What would you do in a Zombie Holocaust. I thought this up to give everyone a little imaginative thought that was not boring. And remember those Zombie Survival Kits are only for the scared. :P Posted Image
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[color=Insert your color here]Wal-Mart. It fucking rules. They have everything. By the time the electricity gets cut off in there, we would have had the time to wire enough solar pannels to the top of the building. It would power the place FOREVER!

We would have plenty of food, and supplies for just about everything. The biggest threats would be food going bad that could be hazardous to keep inside after a while. We would manage... somehow. We could easily seal off the doors, and fortify them with concrete and shit, since Wal-Mart has that too.

So to sum it up, Wal-Mart fucking rules.[/color]
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Sep 13 2008, 08:44 PM
[color=Insert your color here]Wal-Mart. It fucking rules. They have everything. By the time the electricity gets cut off in there, we would have had the time to wire enough solar pannels to the top of the building. It would power the place FOREVER!

We would have plenty of food, and supplies for just about everything. The biggest threats would be food going bad that could be hazardous to keep inside after a while. We would manage... somehow. We could easily seal off the doors, and fortify them with concrete and shit, since Wal-Mart has that too.

So to sum it up, Wal-Mart fucking rules.[/color]

We have a winner, folks.

Wal-Mart has fucking EVERYTHING though, Serdy, what if they smell the BRAAAAINS with four "A"s in the back?

Worst comes to worst, you can sit up on top the shelves. Everyone knows Zombies can't climb.
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[color=Insert your color here]They shouldn't be able to run, either. "28 Days Later" blew that out the window, though. I still thought it was a good series. I am still waiting on a "28 Months Later." Heck, maybe they will go for a "28 Years Later" movie! The possibilities are endless!

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Iknorite? Dey cants run.

We coulds all moves to liek, Hawaiis. Or dat Island off of Maine dat belongs to Canada. -Nodnod-
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[color=Insert your color here]Islands don't work out in the end. See the clip at the end of "Dawn of the Dead"? They got fucked.[/color]
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Cause the disease was airborne, and only infected a few people to begin with me thinks.
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A bunch of guns. Large fortress. Eat the meat from the zombies. (MMMMmmmMMmmmm) Go to mcdonalds, burger king, booze store. Normal life !
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Sep 19 2008, 01:30 PM
Cause the disease was airborne, and only infected a few people to begin with me thinks.

[color=Insert your color here]If it was airborne, the main characters would have been infected.[/color]
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28 days isn't zombies, it's the Rage virus. 'Zey just modelled them on zombies, for attention.
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Sep 20 2008, 04:34 AM
28 days isn't zombies, it's the Rage virus. 'Zey just modelled them on zombies, for attention.

[color=Insert your color here]No, they're fucking zombies. If they look like zombies, quack like zombies, walk like zombiez, and eat like zombies, then they're fucking zombies.[/color]
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Rage virus turns them into flesh eating motherfuckers that can run and rip people off of boats and kill women and children and rip them apart and cut them up and slice them up and bite them up and shit. Yeah and then they can totally live for a long ass time too and they are like superhumans and shit and they have massive amounts of strength and are totally fucking deadly and are scary motherfuckers and are destined to bite your head off or rip your neck open and rip out the jugular or artery and fuck all your shit up and have a nice day.
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Sep 20 2008, 12:00 PM
Rage virus turns them into flesh eating motherfuckers that can run and rip people off of boats and kill women and children and rip them apart and cut them up and slice them up and bite them up and shit. Yeah and then they can totally live for a long ass time too and they are like superhumans and shit and they have massive amounts of strength and are totally fucking deadly and are scary motherfuckers and are destined to bite your head off or rip your neck open and rip out the jugular or artery and fuck all your shit up and have a nice day.

[color=Insert your color here]No, fuck you, they're zombies. I think you're a zombie, too, and you're just covering for them.[/color]
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