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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 9 2007, 01:26 PM (43 Views) | |
| .valletta | Jul 9 2007, 01:26 PM Post #1 |
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There is a Married couple and of course you know they have sex well the wife is talking with one of her Girlfriend's and is like you know my Husband say's he want's the light off I dont know why though Her Girlfriend just shrug's and they keep on talking Later that night she ask's her Husband about it and he say's I just feel comfortable about it. Well that night there doing it and She reaches up and Flicks on the light she looks down and hes using a Vibrator on her She get's all mad and say's "You explain yourself" her husband look's at her and goes "Ill explain myself fully if you explain the kid's" |
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| .valletta | Jul 9 2007, 01:29 PM Post #2 |
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Here's another joke. There's a old couple and there going too bed well there laying in bed and the old guy he fart's and goes "Touchdown 7 - 0". His wife look's at him and give's him this look like What the hell are you doing. He tells her there playing Fart Football well anyway's The old lady Fart's and goes He trhows the pass the old man Fart's and goes "Pass Interception and Touchdown" well she lets one out and the Old guy Trys as hard as he can too fart he grunt's and pushes and Craps in the bed. He looks over too his wife she looks over too him and he says "Halftime Switch Sides" |
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| .valletta | Jul 9 2007, 01:30 PM Post #3 |
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There a bit Stupid I know but. Just bare with me my best joke's would probably get me kicked off the forum. |
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| Relyx | Jul 9 2007, 01:40 PM Post #4 |
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You dropped your pocket.
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Man, don't worry about it. They have jokes on here worse than these ones. The only thing that will get you kicked off the forums is: - Disrespect to the Moderators and Administrators - Posting Pornographical, close-to pornographical, or hentai in any thread. This does include advertisements on the site. |
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| Reid | Jul 9 2007, 05:14 PM Post #5 |
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YOU ARE HERETICAL AND BLASPHEMOUS
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lol nah. so long as it's not porno, and even this it has to be borderline porno - the line is drawn at Sara's SWaS thing. lol. regardless, if the admins feel that it shouldn't be there, we'll just edit it out.... x] |
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