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| Tickle's Teasers.; Or in this case, PJ's. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2007, 07:17 AM (34 Views) | |
| PJ | May 14 2007, 07:17 AM Post #1 |
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The annoying one. Yes, I'm annoying on purpose.
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If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? Caffeen Is Good At Gettin Your Heart Pumping, So Is It Good Aerobic Excercise If You Drink Coffee? They Say Mineral Water Has Been Trickling Down Volcanic Mountains For Thousands Of Years. So Why Does It Have An Expieration Date? If Someone Told You They Were A Pathalogical Liar, Would You Believe Them? Why Is Lemon Juice Made With Artificial Flavours, But Lemon Smelling Washing Up Liquid Uses Real Lemons? If You Tried To Fail, And Succeeded, Which Have You Done? Why Cant Women Put Mascare On Without Their Mouths Closed? If you were in a car travelling at the speed of sound and you farted, would you smell it before you heard it? Does a bald man wash his head with shampoo or soap? Did someone called Juke invent the Jukebox? Do octopus have legs or arms? You know how they make that non-stick material on frying pans? How do they get it to stick to the frying pan? What colour is a mirror? Do fish get thirsty? Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable? :mellow: |
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| Pyro | May 14 2007, 07:29 AM Post #2 |
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Yes.
Yes.
Because bacteria develops in it. It doesn't mean that when it hits that date, it explodes or some shit like that.
Yes. And I think you mean a Compulsive liar.
Because Corporations are stupid.
Failed.
Human reflexes won't let them.
No. The smell travels slower than the sound. And you'd be inside the car, so it wouldn't really effect you.
Soap. (My dad is bald)
No.
Legs.
Bonding agents.
Silver with Glass over it.
Yes. Everything needs water to survive.
Fruit. FISSION MAILED -Pyro |
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| PJ | May 14 2007, 08:16 AM Post #3 |
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The annoying one. Yes, I'm annoying on purpose.
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would be nice if you explained why... |
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| PJ | May 14 2007, 08:25 AM Post #4 |
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And an octopus has neither legs nor arms. It has tentacles. <.< If you try to fail and succeed, you would succeed at doing your objective, which was to fail. You do know that it takes a while for the speed of sound to catch up, right? But in this case, you're traveling exactly at the speed of sound. So, that has nothing to do with the speed of your fart. I'd like you to show me a Silver Mirror. No, you wouldn't be walking faster than the speed of sound. And I say a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable. |
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| Daniel | May 14 2007, 10:03 AM Post #5 |
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The teacher's class i in now has thoings like this on his door some being; I don't know em for shure, don't want to get up and look. If your car is going the speed of light, do your headlights work? Is there a speed of dark? And if you get scared half to death twice do you die? |
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| The-Dj | May 14 2007, 10:16 AM Post #6 |
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It's like.. Sex in your mouth.
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Yes your headlights would work but you wouldn't be able to see anything. No. Scared Half to death is a figure of speech, So No. |
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| Daniel | May 14 2007, 10:43 AM Post #7 |
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Tsk Tsk, so naive, so NAIVE, You a wrong, once again to0ts. They don't work because the speed of your car melds with the light from your head lights, increasing the car's speed to mach 6. I know. Of course there is a speed of dark, if there wasn't, how woulld a room get dark? You can get scared half to death twice, just depends if the second one is as scary as the first. See i'll explian; I have 8 health points when suddenly, my manager comes to town and shoots my left foot, i lose 4 hp. He then shoots my wife, making me looses the extra four. |
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| PJ | May 16 2007, 08:50 AM Post #8 |
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The annoying one. Yes, I'm annoying on purpose.
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My answers: Q: If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? A: No. You wouldn't be walking faster than the speed of sound. Q: Caffeine Is Good At Gettin Your Heart Pumping, So Is It Good Aerobic Excercise If You Drink Coffee? A: No. It just exercises your heart, nothing else. :/ Q: They Say Mineral Water Has Been Trickling Down Volcanic Mountains For Thousands Of Years. So Why Does It Have An Expieration Date? A: Because when it is packaged and everything, it gets contaminated from all the chemicals. Q: If Someone Told You They Were A Pathalogical Liar, Would You Believe Them? A: Yes. Q: Why Is Lemon Juice Made With Artificial Flavours, But Lemon Smelling Washing Up Liquid Uses Real Lemons? A: Because you're not gonna drink the washing up liquid now are you?. Q: If You Tried To Fail, And Succeeded, Which Have You Done? A: Succeeded at achieving your goal, which was to fail. Q: Why Cant Women Put Mascara On Without Their Mouths Closed? A: Human reflexes don't allow them. Q:If you were in a car travelling at the speed of sound and you farted, would you smell it before you heard it? A: No, the speed of your fart has nothing to do with how fast you're traveling. Q: Does a bald man wash his head with shampoo or soap? A: With what ever he wants. Q: Did someone called Juke invent the Jukebox? A: No. Well, maybe. I don't know! Q: Do octopus have legs or arms? A: Neither, they have tentacles. Q: You know how they make that non-stick material on frying pans? How do they get it to stick to the frying pan? A: Welded the bottom of the material to the frying pan. Q: What colour is a mirror? A: Everything. Q: Do fish get thirsty? A: No, because by the time they got thirsty they would be dead long before that. Q: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable? A: Both. |
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