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Best Spam Ever
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 08:29 AM (109 Views)
Gads
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Post the best hidden spam message you can come up with!

(Make some small text which says absolutly nothing at all)


You shall never even begin to understand my spam located in this post full of things said simply with the objective of confusing the receiver of the messages that I already previously specified in this elaborated phrase to say exactly what I finished to complement in the initial and simplified sentence that did not contain all this lingo to explain what I previously stated by these letters that at this moment seem to you endless and that I will only finish when I will have spent all the ways to explain the point that I thought about when writing in the beginning of this text for all readers like you that are becoming rather annoyed because of the fact that i cant stop expressing my same view that i already told you about several times or in fact just once in this text, right?
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Spretts
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Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be fractal?


Spam practically invented the term "six-sigma, user-centric customer-defined web-readiness". What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? What does the term "action-items" really mean? We often harness user-centric structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling new e-business Total Quality Control? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to scale efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh virally.

Spam is the industry leader of efficient interfaces. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will whiteboard the power of methodologies to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without supply-chains, you will lack R&D. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. The capability to productize nano-super-strategically leads to the capability to brand transparently. What does it really mean to productize "mega-proactively"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained.


Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses?


Spam has permanently altered the abstraction of wireless, six-sigma, leading-edge obfuscation. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target easily. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be leading-edge? Think best-of-breed. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-holistic. We think we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also leverage wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "user-defined".
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FMota
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I feel geeky because I understand some of that. Sorry, I got no spam.
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