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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 29 2006, 01:00 PM Post #1 |
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well here hillarious (some) headines... Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores Lack of Brains Hinders Research Sausage Lands Grandmother in Jail Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday How to Combat That Feeling of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency Chicken Banned From Crossing the Road Falling Limb Injures Man at Golf Championship Suspect: Bombs Not Meant to Harm NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls to Slow Down Male Tennis Players Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead War Dims Hope for Peace Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 29 2006, 01:04 PM Post #2 |
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more..... Actual Newspaper Headlines What, you thought you were done? Never fear. More real headlines! Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During Murder Trial Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears Actor Sent to Jail for Not Finishing Sentence Tiger Woods Play With Own Balls, Nike Says Fireproof Clothing Factory Burns to Ground Astronomers See Colorful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Sex Offender Says Registering Will Hurt His Reputation Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday Eye Drops Off Shelf Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy Specialist: Electric Chair Can Be "Extremely Painful" Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25 Air Board to Study Fast Food Emissions Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing State Prisons to Replace Easy Open Locks Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case quote-left.gif (159 bytes) Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One quote-right.gif (155 bytes) British Study Finds Less Traffic When Roads Close Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide Gators to Face Seminoles with Peters Out Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Farmer Bill Dies in House Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One Hirohito's Body Moved Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly Stolen Painting Found by Tree Stud Tires Out Air Head Fired Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Men Recommend More Clubs for Wives |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 29 2006, 01:04 PM Post #3 |
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and more..... Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung House Passes Gas Tax on to Senate Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus? Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 Clinton Wins Budget, More Lies Ahead Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Man is Fatally Slain Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft quote-left.gif (159 bytes) Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy quote-right.gif (155 bytes) County Names Freedom Bridge "Freedom Bridge" Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do Better Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Smokers are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water Rest of the Year May Not Follow January Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Miners Refuse to Work after Death British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Steals Clock, Faces Time Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation Deer Kill 17,000 Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped William Kelly was Fed Secretary |
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| Satoyaki | Mar 30 2006, 09:56 AM Post #4 |
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funny, but some repeat |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Apr 10 2006, 08:32 AM Post #5 |
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yeah but still funy |
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| Thantos | Apr 10 2006, 09:41 AM Post #6 |
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not that many repeat |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Apr 10 2006, 12:21 PM Post #7 |
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and its still funy |
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