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Kage Kara Mamoru; well the things says shows in it
Topic Started: Mar 21 2006, 01:05 PM (303 Views)
Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru
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Kage Kara Mamoru is an anime and well.....KageMamo is, above all things, STUPID. And it's not just the main characters. The female lead is an idiot, sure. She needs to borrow other people's hands to count past 10, and she'll buy just about any explanation you feed her. Sure.

Mamoru, the main character, is secretly a ninja dedicated to protecting her family? Sure. I can accept that, too. Heck, the word "ninja" is what first made me watch the series anyway. And, since the main girl is so dumb, I guess I can buy the fact that she hasn't noticed the ninja living next door for her entire life.

But then the stupidity just keeps piling on, adding cliche after cliche after mind-numbingly stupid development. There's the samurai girl whose sword can cut anything but Nata de Coco. There's the Iga/Koga ninja clan... sports festival. There's the song that is just the word "banana" over and over again.

Compared to the vast stupidities the show offers, the usual "All the girls like the guy, guy is too thickheaded to notice" cliche--which, I feel obligated to mention, is well-represented in the show in all the classic ways--is a mere drop in the bucket of moronitude (is moronitude even a word? Has this show sucked out my language centers and caused me to create new words to describe its stupidacity?) that is the KageMamo package. I mean, I have lost brain cells to this show and not just to brain death. I think that as I was watching the talent show episode, I heard my brain cells calling their agents and jumping ship to Hollywood, so at least they'd have some cocaine before their inevitably horrible death.

Were this a Newtype review or an old GamePro preview, I'd laugh off the flaws and look for something good to say, like "hey, it has ninjas!" or... uh... "hey, it has ninjas!" Alternately, I'd make some sort of pithy, punny comment that was something like "If you're absolutely shuriken that you want some ninja action in your life" or... "hey, it has ninjas!" But, no, the closest thing I can come to that for this show is "If you enjoy driving nails into wood with your forehead, you'll LOVE KageMamo". And that's the kind version.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have episode 11 to watch. I think they go into an underground maze searching for an ancient treasure in this one. A treasure guarded by ninja mole men.


yes im very cynical and yes my sarcasm came back...fleetingly. refer to one of my post somewhere in the post a pic thread....man is this show stupid i mean it makes jeff look smart..harvard smart...rulle the world smart....multi billionaire smart....you get the idea
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seems you still dont understand that the forums listed under the art category are for you to post threads about your art

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ahh this goes in the general one k well dint know that so ne comments on the post
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sounds cool
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MAKES YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT...TO OTHERS OR YOURSELF...
:newbie: :ditto: :dontfeedmods: :0nw3d: :hammerhead: :smack: (this is what that show will do to you)


Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Comedy, Romance, Shounen
Plot Summary: Kagemori Mamoru is a dowdy boy whose hair is disheveled and wearing thick glasses. But actually he is the son of a ninja family. They have protected their neighbor, Konnyaku family, secretly for 400 years. Mamori has also protected the daughter, Konnyaku Yuna, since they were in the kindergarten. When Yuna is in trouble, Mamoru puts on ninja suit quickly, and he turns into a competent ninja to help her.

I thought cuz it had ninjas in it then it would be cool but even having ninjas cannot save this anime...it does provide comedy and something to make fun of though..but thats it...i will never watch again.

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that guy is the main character(the ninja dude)..the girli is a complete baka. Baaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaa. Baka BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka
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not everyone on this site knows baka maens stupid.
(BTW try sayin more than one word

Baka Mi = you fool

Baka tai = very stupid

Baka mi tai = you are a complete moron)
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why make it more complicated if people already dont know waht it means? besides it accomplished what it was supposed to and i wasnt talking to a person i was talking about one.
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