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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:40 PM Post #1 |
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What To Do With Bin Laden As for what to do with Osama bin Laden: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:41 PM Post #2 |
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Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:42 PM Post #3 |
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Bin Laden's Great Wall Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water." |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:43 PM Post #4 |
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American Women...Do Your Part To Help! Stand Up, Be Seen! We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00 pm, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America. Signed, William Jefferson Clinton |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:46 PM Post #5 |
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American Holiday Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday." "Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously. "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!" |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:48 PM Post #6 |
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Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? A: Two days. Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey. Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto? A: I came, I saw, Iran. Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign ambassador. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52 Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway. Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their air force. Substitute Afganistan |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:51 PM Post #7 |
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These are some of the humorous anti-war slogans that have appeared on buttons and signs at recent anti-war protests: These colors don't run the world. One nation under surveillance. How did our oil get under their sand? Go Solar, not Ballistic. Who Would Jesus Bomb? Start Drafting SUV Drivers Now. Don't blame me, I voted with the majority. Buck Fush! It's NUCLEAR, not NUCULAR, you idiot! Resistance is Fertile. (Pictures of sheep carrying flags) Stop Mad Sheep Disease Now. (UFW sign) Pick Fruit, not Fights. (On a five year old) More Candy Less War. Say can you see my democracy? (With pictures of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld) Asses of Evil. It's the oil, stupid. War is expensive, Peace is priceless. Read between the Pipelines No More BUllSHit. Smart weapons, Dumb president. The only thing we have to fear is Bush himself. How many Lives per Gallon? Patriots are idiots! Matriarchy Now! Peace Takes Brains Anything war can do, peace can do better. Negotiation Not Annihilation. Another patriot for peace. Drop Bush, Not Bombs Oh Say can You Cease? Star Spangled Bummer Don't Arm a Son of a Bush Don't do it George, Dad will still love you. Power to the Peaceful |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 3 2006, 12:57 PM Post #8 |
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| Satoyaki | Mar 6 2006, 10:45 AM Post #9 |
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| Harishima | Mar 6 2006, 01:21 PM Post #10 |
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this thread is getting boring... |
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| Thantos | Mar 7 2006, 09:28 AM Post #11 |
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The jokes are to long i dont want to read them lol |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 8 2006, 12:41 PM Post #12 |
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| [)1d'N7 /\/\@|<3 7H3/\/\ UP..... |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Mar 8 2006, 12:42 PM Post #13 |
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so get a joke then.................... |
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