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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,240 Views) | |
| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:20 PM Post #91 |
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:20 PM Post #92 |
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Chuck Norris invented water |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:21 PM Post #93 |
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Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!" |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:21 PM Post #94 |
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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:21 PM Post #95 |
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:21 PM Post #96 |
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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:22 PM Post #97 |
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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:22 PM Post #98 |
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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:22 PM Post #99 |
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In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:23 PM Post #100 |
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:24 PM Post #101 |
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:25 PM Post #102 |
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There eric I posted all of them SEPARATELY.....IF Sato gets mad at me it's your fault..... |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 01:33 PM Post #103 |
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| Thantos | Feb 28 2006, 09:45 AM Post #104 |
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The only reason the continent is not whole is because Chuck round house kicked the ground.
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 28 2006, 01:32 PM Post #105 |
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Chuck Norris.....ah screw this.....hes an idiot...... *later that day* "Who are you" I say "Chuck Norris" He says I laugh Then cry and bleed |
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