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Chuck Norris joke competition
Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,241 Views)
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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn
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A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
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Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility
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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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