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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,241 Views) | |
| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:17 PM Post #76 |
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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:17 PM Post #77 |
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:17 PM Post #78 |
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:18 PM Post #79 |
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A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:18 PM Post #80 |
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Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:18 PM Post #81 |
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:18 PM Post #82 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:18 PM Post #83 |
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:19 PM Post #84 |
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Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:19 PM Post #85 |
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:19 PM Post #86 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:19 PM Post #87 |
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:20 PM Post #88 |
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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:20 PM Post #89 |
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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:20 PM Post #90 |
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card. |
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