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Chuck Norris joke competition
Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,243 Views)
Thantos
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DJ try not to repeat things
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DJ post them one at a time please
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Delenius Falcon Long Jhonson
fine but it takes too long that way...........besides I need some exceuse to let u guys catch up in posts.....Its embarassing that I have so much more than u.....mostly from haveing to double post cuz nobody posts...
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Feb 27 2006, 05:09 PM
DJ post them one at a time please

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ERIC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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mike tells you shut up or else he will sick Chuck Norris on you..
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".

Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"

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Harishima
Feb 27 2006, 05:14 PM
mike tells you shut up or else he will sick Chuck Norris on you..

Then why didnt mike post it...besieds what he need chuk norris for....all he can do is crappy stuff that looks real.....(evident sarcasm will explain if needed)
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why again are these hilariously stupid jokes being posted....????
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Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Harishima
Feb 27 2006, 05:09 PM
DJ post them one at a time please

K Fine.
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