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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,243 Views) | |
| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 12:04 PM Post #46 |
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Guns of the Patriots
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DJ try not to repeat things |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 12:09 PM Post #47 |
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The Pyro
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DJ post them one at a time please |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 12:12 PM Post #48 |
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fine but it takes too long that way...........besides I need some exceuse to let u guys catch up in posts.....Its embarassing that I have so much more than u.....mostly from haveing to double post cuz nobody posts... |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 12:14 PM Post #49 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ERIC>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 12:14 PM Post #50 |
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The Pyro
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mike tells you shut up or else he will sick Chuck Norris on you.. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 12:19 PM Post #51 |
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?". Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!" |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 12:54 PM Post #52 |
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Then why didnt mike post it...besieds what he need chuk norris for....all he can do is crappy stuff that looks real.....(evident sarcasm will explain if needed) |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 12:55 PM Post #53 |
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why again are these hilariously stupid jokes being posted....???? |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:01 PM Post #54 |
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Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.” |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:02 PM Post #55 |
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:02 PM Post #56 |
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:02 PM Post #57 |
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:03 PM Post #58 |
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:06 PM Post #59 |
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 01:06 PM Post #60 |
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K Fine. |
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