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| Chuck Norris joke competition | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,245 Views) | |
| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:44 AM Post #16 |
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:44 AM Post #17 |
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When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:46 AM Post #18 |
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Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts. |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:47 AM Post #19 |
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In the movie Little Nicky Adam Sandlers face wasnt messed up because of his brother hitting him with a shovel but because Chuck Norris round housed him in the face... |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:47 AM Post #20 |
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Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:49 AM Post #21 |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:50 AM Post #22 |
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Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:52 AM Post #23 |
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:53 AM Post #24 |
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T decided to have a fight, so they went to the only location in the universe that would be safe, the beginning of time, Chuck Norris opened up the fight with a rounhouse kick, but Mr. T saw it coming and quickly blocked it. The resulting force created the phenomenon now commonly known as the "big Bang" |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:53 AM Post #25 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:53 AM Post #26 |
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Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of, what was supposed to be a relaxing day punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, 'Trix are for Chuck Norris.' |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:53 AM Post #27 |
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:54 AM Post #28 |
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:55 AM Post #29 |
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:55 AM Post #30 |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
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