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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM (1,239 Views) | |
| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:23 AM Post #1 |
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Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits. |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:25 AM Post #2 |
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Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man in the bible, he gave Jesus the gift of beard which he wore proudly until his death at the age of 33. |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:26 AM Post #3 |
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Chuck Norris was only person to kill someone with a single round house kick in Soul Calibur http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1558.html |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:30 AM Post #4 |
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 11:31 AM Post #5 |
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wtf.......I'll get back to this someone told me a joke about this but i cant remember as of yet will come back... ah here... If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:31 AM Post #6 |
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If somebody says "who's your daddy" and you don't know the answer it's probably Chuck Norris |
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| Seda 'the Kamasu' Kajiru | Feb 27 2006, 11:33 AM Post #7 |
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." |
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| Harishima | Feb 27 2006, 11:38 AM Post #8 |
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know that as Red Bull... |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:42 AM Post #9 |
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:42 AM Post #10 |
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:43 AM Post #11 |
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:43 AM Post #12 |
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Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom. |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:43 AM Post #13 |
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When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." |
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| Thantos | Feb 27 2006, 11:44 AM Post #14 |
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Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong. |
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| Satoyaki | Feb 27 2006, 11:44 AM Post #15 |
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". |
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