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100 reasons why Osama Binladen has not been found
Topic Started: Jan 18 2006, 08:23 AM (1,040 Views)
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Feb 27 2006, 05:03 PM
He is secretly ronald mcdonald, and is taking over the world with his Mcdonalds chains..MWAhahhahahahahqahahah :alarm2:

Better yet hes Barney the purple dinosaur....or is that MIcheal Jackson???....
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Hes a close friend to Chuck Norris and bush doesn't want a round house kick to the face.
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#31
Erik Boismier ate him
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enough with chuck norris already....
I could picture boismer doing that....

HE was launched into space with that last launch and they left him there when they came back... :taxi:
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#33
He's one of the whalers on the moon from futurama.
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Hmmmm.....

He made a birthday wish to be invisible...and has never worn pants since....
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#35He took lessons from Waldo
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Mar 2 2006, 02:34 PM
#35He took lessons from Waldo

Slawsome......................


He lives on Sesame Street......
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Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:

1) it is easy to get in if you have the money;

2) no one will recognize or remember you;

3) no one will realize that you have disappeared;

4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and

5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.

The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard

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1. Abandon E-mails

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he's hiding behind a cactus in utah.
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hes digging a hole to china
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#40 There is no Osama. Samuel L. Jackson simply ran out of movies to star in so he started creating aliases in real life, the most famous of which is Osama Binladen
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he bought out tthe kwikee mart and now lives in the room upstairs while prodding apu with a stick from above.
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#42 He's hiding in Chris Griffins stomac fat
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the evil monkey in the closet killed him......
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