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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 23 2009, 07:49 PM Post #1 |
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Because we don't have public prayer in schools. Prove me wrong. |
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| ©Ð/-\¨U | Oct 23 2009, 10:31 PM Post #2 |
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Loquacious to a Fault
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You're right. |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 23 2009, 10:52 PM Post #3 |
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I know. smug.ratcliffe |
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| Brian | Oct 24 2009, 06:01 AM Post #4 |
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smug? god first 4chan now sa |
THAT BASTARD Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out | |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 24 2009, 11:51 AM Post #5 |
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well i never really browsed 4chan plus its a proven fact SA is better. |
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| Zinn X Chomsky | Oct 24 2009, 04:05 PM Post #6 |
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When I was a youth I used to burn collie weed in a Rizla
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hes too poor to buy an account |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 25 2009, 01:53 AM Post #7 |
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HEY. STOP IT. |
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| ©Ð/-\¨U | Oct 26 2009, 03:06 AM Post #8 |
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Smug.ratcliffe is MY thing. How dare you give credit to those godless heathens! |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 27 2009, 12:02 AM Post #9 |
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well you got it from smug.gif which is an SA thing |
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| ©Ð/-\¨U | Oct 27 2009, 07:49 PM Post #10 |
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i took smug.gif from you and God dammit True story. Last night, I was in the middle of reading the JDATE sequel for the first time, and got up to use the bathroom. As I'm walking in, I see a cockroach (a tiny one, not one of those thumb-sized monsters you probably think of when you hear the word) crawling around on the shower wall. We've had a few roaches in this apartment ever since we moved in, but we almost always just see them around the kitchen sink. Anyway, I'm about to turn on the water and send this guy into the plumbing system, when I notice that the drain has few hairs on it which might keep the roach from going through. I grab a wad of toilet paper, pick them out, and throw it in the trash, all of which takes about two seconds. Then I look back at the roach... and he's gone. Vanished without a trace. I look all over, any place he could have gotten to in those two seconds, and there's just nothing there. I don't know what happened. Maybe it was a freak hallucination. Maybe I blacked out for a minute. Maybe he crawled into a tiny wormhole, got sent back in time, and now the Nazis lost World War 2. Maybe he was saved by another roach sent through a tiny wormhole from the future. Maybe he somehow jumped onto me and burrowed into my brain, and it's him writing this post right now. Maybe the Rapture happened, and that roach was the only truly good Christian on Earth. Whatever the case, what's most important is that it's a really terrible story. Anyone who heard it would just assume that I imagined the whole thing or wasn't looking in the right spot, and wonder why I had wasted thirty seconds of their day. I'll probably never tell that story again (you lucky dogs!). Realizing that, and rereading the other stories in this thread, got me thinking about magic. No, the lame kind. Without going into the details, I'll just say that there are magicians in my family. It wasn't something I was very drawn to myself, but growing up I saw a whole lot more magic tricks performed and explained than your average person. What I realized a long time ago is that the very best tricks, for a jaded skeptic like me at least, are the ones that don't completely violate your sense of reality. The guy picking your card back out of the deck is more impressive than the lady getting sawed in half, because when you watch the latter you know on every level of your being that a lady is not getting sawed in half right now, and your brain immediately starts trying to work out the gimmick. On the other hand, if a guy can maybe read the card you're thinking of by your body language, or perfectly follow the way you shuffle it back into the deck, or just get really really really lucky, well that's improbable and amazing, but it doesn't require a break from the basic physical laws that we all know and love. That's how the shadow people work. Maybe they were worse at it 2000 years ago, and impossible, lady-sawed-in-half miracles were happening all the time, but by now they've refined their art of warping reality right to that breaking point, but not past it. A vanishing cockroach? Richard Pryor dying twice? A shadowy figure that you glimpse for a moment exactly once in your entire life? Those things aren't going to get anyone a press conference, or send anyone to the loony bin (not yet, anyway). Somebody has simply figured out the precise level of spookiness that our rational minds will tolerate, so that we fall for their card trick every single time. Happy Halloween. |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 27 2009, 10:41 PM Post #11 |
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Shut up you wannabe David Wong. |
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| Brian | Oct 28 2009, 02:51 AM Post #12 |
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cracked.com is awesome, they did a video on bart the general |
THAT BASTARD Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out | |
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| Zinn X Chomsky | Oct 28 2009, 03:01 AM Post #13 |
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When I was a youth I used to burn collie weed in a Rizla
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why dont you plebes just buy an sa account |
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| Brian | Oct 28 2009, 04:02 AM Post #14 |
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shut up fag you got someone to buy it for you |
THAT BASTARD Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out | |
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| Lord Pickleshoe | Oct 28 2009, 06:44 PM Post #15 |
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but he bought all the upgrades himself but we all know in reality he was never going to be apart of something awful if someone didn't buy it for him |
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| The Jassi-fricka-nation | Nov 4 2009, 03:37 PM Post #16 |
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The Mana Cannon
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What if it dove down the drain pipe when you weren't looking?
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