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Topic Started: Oct 23 2009, 07:49 PM (317 Views)
Lord Pickleshoe
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Because we don't have public prayer in schools. Prove me wrong.
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You're right.
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Lord Pickleshoe
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I know.


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smug?

god first 4chan now sa
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After the video, with the female often further enraged or upset, the male will walk onto the set; he will usually be booed loudly by the audience. The male will typically react in a "you-don't-know-me" mannerism, showing confidence that he is not the father. A picture of the baby juxtaposed with a picture of the male will appear on a video screen, to which the female will usually say how she thinks they look similar, and the male will say how they do not look alike at all. One common occurrence is that each person will claim that he or she is beyond 100% (often 200% or 1,000%) sure that the man is/is not the father, with figures sometimes reaching as high as 1,000,000% (the highest this has it gone is "infinity-plus 1 percent", in the show aired on November 20, 2007 when a participant named Natasha (surname unknown) claimed to be "infinity-plus 1" percent sure that a man was the father of her child (The DNA test then proceeded to prove her wrong) [3]).

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Madoff is now serving a 150-year federal prison sentence. He spends his nights in the lower bunk of a cell he shares with a drug offender, eats pizza cooked by a child molester

THAT BASTARD

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
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Lord Pickleshoe
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well i never really browsed 4chan

plus its a proven fact SA is better.
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Zinn X Chomsky
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hes too poor to buy an account
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Lord Pickleshoe
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HEY.



STOP IT.
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Smug.ratcliffe is MY thing. How dare you give credit to those godless heathens!
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Lord Pickleshoe
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well you got it from smug.gif which is an SA thing
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i took smug.gif from you

and God dammit

True story. Last night, I was in the middle of reading the JDATE sequel for the first time, and got up to use the bathroom. As I'm walking in, I see a cockroach (a tiny one, not one of those thumb-sized monsters you probably think of when you hear the word) crawling around on the shower wall. We've had a few roaches in this apartment ever since we moved in, but we almost always just see them around the kitchen sink. Anyway, I'm about to turn on the water and send this guy into the plumbing system, when I notice that the drain has few hairs on it which might keep the roach from going through. I grab a wad of toilet paper, pick them out, and throw it in the trash, all of which takes about two seconds. Then I look back at the roach... and he's gone. Vanished without a trace. I look all over, any place he could have gotten to in those two seconds, and there's just nothing there.

I don't know what happened. Maybe it was a freak hallucination. Maybe I blacked out for a minute. Maybe he crawled into a tiny wormhole, got sent back in time, and now the Nazis lost World War 2. Maybe he was saved by another roach sent through a tiny wormhole from the future. Maybe he somehow jumped onto me and burrowed into my brain, and it's him writing this post right now. Maybe the Rapture happened, and that roach was the only truly good Christian on Earth. Whatever the case, what's most important is that it's a really terrible story. Anyone who heard it would just assume that I imagined the whole thing or wasn't looking in the right spot, and wonder why I had wasted thirty seconds of their day. I'll probably never tell that story again (you lucky dogs!). Realizing that, and rereading the other stories in this thread, got me thinking about magic.

No, the lame kind.

Without going into the details, I'll just say that there are magicians in my family. It wasn't something I was very drawn to myself, but growing up I saw a whole lot more magic tricks performed and explained than your average person. What I realized a long time ago is that the very best tricks, for a jaded skeptic like me at least, are the ones that don't completely violate your sense of reality. The guy picking your card back out of the deck is more impressive than the lady getting sawed in half, because when you watch the latter you know on every level of your being that a lady is not getting sawed in half right now, and your brain immediately starts trying to work out the gimmick. On the other hand, if a guy can maybe read the card you're thinking of by your body language, or perfectly follow the way you shuffle it back into the deck, or just get really really really lucky, well that's improbable and amazing, but it doesn't require a break from the basic physical laws that we all know and love.

That's how the shadow people work. Maybe they were worse at it 2000 years ago, and impossible, lady-sawed-in-half miracles were happening all the time, but by now they've refined their art of warping reality right to that breaking point, but not past it. A vanishing cockroach? Richard Pryor dying twice? A shadowy figure that you glimpse for a moment exactly once in your entire life? Those things aren't going to get anyone a press conference, or send anyone to the loony bin (not yet, anyway). Somebody has simply figured out the precise level of spookiness that our rational minds will tolerate, so that we fall for their card trick every single time.

Happy Halloween.

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Lord Pickleshoe
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Shut up you wannabe David Wong.
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cracked.com is awesome, they did a video on bart the general
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After the video, with the female often further enraged or upset, the male will walk onto the set; he will usually be booed loudly by the audience. The male will typically react in a "you-don't-know-me" mannerism, showing confidence that he is not the father. A picture of the baby juxtaposed with a picture of the male will appear on a video screen, to which the female will usually say how she thinks they look similar, and the male will say how they do not look alike at all. One common occurrence is that each person will claim that he or she is beyond 100% (often 200% or 1,000%) sure that the man is/is not the father, with figures sometimes reaching as high as 1,000,000% (the highest this has it gone is "infinity-plus 1 percent", in the show aired on November 20, 2007 when a participant named Natasha (surname unknown) claimed to be "infinity-plus 1" percent sure that a man was the father of her child (The DNA test then proceeded to prove her wrong) [3]).

yahoo.com
 
Madoff is now serving a 150-year federal prison sentence. He spends his nights in the lower bunk of a cell he shares with a drug offender, eats pizza cooked by a child molester

THAT BASTARD

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
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Zinn X Chomsky
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why dont you plebes just buy an sa account
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Brian
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shut up fag you got someone to buy it for you
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After the video, with the female often further enraged or upset, the male will walk onto the set; he will usually be booed loudly by the audience. The male will typically react in a "you-don't-know-me" mannerism, showing confidence that he is not the father. A picture of the baby juxtaposed with a picture of the male will appear on a video screen, to which the female will usually say how she thinks they look similar, and the male will say how they do not look alike at all. One common occurrence is that each person will claim that he or she is beyond 100% (often 200% or 1,000%) sure that the man is/is not the father, with figures sometimes reaching as high as 1,000,000% (the highest this has it gone is "infinity-plus 1 percent", in the show aired on November 20, 2007 when a participant named Natasha (surname unknown) claimed to be "infinity-plus 1" percent sure that a man was the father of her child (The DNA test then proceeded to prove her wrong) [3]).

yahoo.com
 
Madoff is now serving a 150-year federal prison sentence. He spends his nights in the lower bunk of a cell he shares with a drug offender, eats pizza cooked by a child molester

THAT BASTARD

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
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Lord Pickleshoe
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but he bought all the upgrades himself


but we all know in reality he was never going to be apart of something awful if someone didn't buy it for him
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Oct 27 2009, 07:49 PM
i took smug.gif from you

and God dammit

True story. Last night, I was in the middle of reading the JDATE sequel for the first time, and got up to use the bathroom. As I'm walking in, I see a cockroach (a tiny one, not one of those thumb-sized monsters you probably think of when you hear the word) crawling around on the shower wall. We've had a few roaches in this apartment ever since we moved in, but we almost always just see them around the kitchen sink. Anyway, I'm about to turn on the water and send this guy into the plumbing system, when I notice that the drain has few hairs on it which might keep the roach from going through. I grab a wad of toilet paper, pick them out, and throw it in the trash, all of which takes about two seconds. Then I look back at the roach... and he's gone. Vanished without a trace. I look all over, any place he could have gotten to in those two seconds, and there's just nothing there.

I don't know what happened. Maybe it was a freak hallucination. Maybe I blacked out for a minute. Maybe he crawled into a tiny wormhole, got sent back in time, and now the Nazis lost World War 2. Maybe he was saved by another roach sent through a tiny wormhole from the future. Maybe he somehow jumped onto me and burrowed into my brain, and it's him writing this post right now. Maybe the Rapture happened, and that roach was the only truly good Christian on Earth. Whatever the case, what's most important is that it's a really terrible story. Anyone who heard it would just assume that I imagined the whole thing or wasn't looking in the right spot, and wonder why I had wasted thirty seconds of their day. I'll probably never tell that story again (you lucky dogs!). Realizing that, and rereading the other stories in this thread, got me thinking about magic.

No, the lame kind.

Without going into the details, I'll just say that there are magicians in my family. It wasn't something I was very drawn to myself, but growing up I saw a whole lot more magic tricks performed and explained than your average person. What I realized a long time ago is that the very best tricks, for a jaded skeptic like me at least, are the ones that don't completely violate your sense of reality. The guy picking your card back out of the deck is more impressive than the lady getting sawed in half, because when you watch the latter you know on every level of your being that a lady is not getting sawed in half right now, and your brain immediately starts trying to work out the gimmick. On the other hand, if a guy can maybe read the card you're thinking of by your body language, or perfectly follow the way you shuffle it back into the deck, or just get really really really lucky, well that's improbable and amazing, but it doesn't require a break from the basic physical laws that we all know and love.

That's how the shadow people work. Maybe they were worse at it 2000 years ago, and impossible, lady-sawed-in-half miracles were happening all the time, but by now they've refined their art of warping reality right to that breaking point, but not past it. A vanishing cockroach? Richard Pryor dying twice? A shadowy figure that you glimpse for a moment exactly once in your entire life? Those things aren't going to get anyone a press conference, or send anyone to the loony bin (not yet, anyway). Somebody has simply figured out the precise level of spookiness that our rational minds will tolerate, so that we fall for their card trick every single time.

Happy Halloween.

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