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A Philosophical Question.; I just thought of this.
Topic Started: Aug 23 2006, 03:31 AM (357 Views)
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Lets say you have a rock. The rock looks like a sofa, feels like a sofa, supports you like a sofa, smells like a sofa, tastes like a sofa, sounds like a sofa and bounces like a sofa.

What is it, a Sofa, or a Rock?

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Its a rock and you also will need some meds...
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Well the idea is is that if something that's not real does all the purpose of something that's real, shouldn't it be considered real anyway?
Because it has all the same effects as a regular sofa. There's nothing to say that it's not a sofa, except it's a rock. It gives your brain all the same feelings, it all ads up to the same thing...shouldn't it be a sofa?
BUT, it's a rock.

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A rock that feels and bounces like a sofa? Man, thats some magic rock.
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Aug 22 2006, 10:37 PM
Well the idea is is that if something that's not real does all the purpose of something that's real, shouldn't it be considered real anyway?
Because it has all the same effects as a regular sofa. There's nothing to say that it's not a sofa, except it's a rock. It gives your brain all the same feelings, it all ads up to the same thing...shouldn't it be a sofa?
BUT, it's a rock.

and thats why you need meds :D
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Although for all intents and purposes, it is a couch because it can be used as such.
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I think it's a Rofa. Rock and sofa mixed together.
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stupied bofa on the sofa
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Aug 22 2006, 11:33 PM
Its a rock and you also will need some meds...

Haha, Korgone make a funny! :lol:

Well, it's a sofa. You don't call a sofa wood because it's made out of wood, do you? Well, you'd also have to add fabrics to that name too, but still.

Regardless of whether it's made completely out of rock, it's a sofa. ^_^
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It's not made oout of rock, it's a rock.
Like a big boulder.
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But, like you said, it's shaped like a sofa, feels like a sofa, tastes like a sofa, etc, etc. So, technically, it's a sofa.

It still sounds that, they way you're describing it, it could still be considered a sofa made out of a rock. At least, that's how I keep viewing it. :rolleyes:
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It's a sofa. The only reason we have to believe it's a rock is because you said it was.

I'm saying it's a sofa, so it's a sofa.

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Jesus Christ guys.
I'm not saying anything, I'm proposing the question.
And I never said it was shaped out of a rock.

The idea is to apply this question to stuff like God.
And stuff.
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Jesus Christ guys.
I'm not saying anything, I'm proposing the question.
And I never said it was shaped out of a rock.

The idea is to apply this question to stuff like God.
And stuff.

Last time I checked, God isn't a sofa. Nor a rock. ;)
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Orly?
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Did you say "taste like a sofa?"

Hmmmm...........



Sounds good!
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If you overdose on cheese, eating a sofa is just what you need to be able to crap it out.

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It may not be shaped out of a rock, but it's still shaped like a sofa. ^_^

I still stand by, it's a sofa. I'm sure God would, "I have given thou a rock! A grand rock! A rock that shalt be used as a sofa! My will be done!" and something like that.
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I didn't say it was shaped like a sofa.
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oh oh I know what it is! A bean bag!
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