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Who wants to hear my outerspace story???
Topic Started: Dec 16 2005, 11:16 PM (99 Views)
JeffreeStar
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PART 1

Okay so yesterday, I was like riding my space shuttle to the milky way galaxy district area, right. So I wanted to get myself a Mars Bar because I am sooo addicted to it - so anyway I go in the back of the nearest floating colony to park my space shuttle and I go in and get a Mars Bar. I come out and in the floating colony there are these little allies that bring you to the end of civilization as we know it, but there are also allies that are a dead-end. So me being my lazy self I go down one of the dead-end allyways. OOPS, its a dead-end. So I turn around and suddenly I am MAULED BY A GIANT SINISTER KITTEN! I scramble to my feet and the kitten starts yelling, "Yo yo yo in the hizzy house! WTF are you looking for back there; you know what I am saying!" So I'm like, "I am looking for a lazy person short-cut to main st. because I am lazy." The kitten doesn't believe me and he checks my back pockets. He doesn't find pot but he found my box of pixie dust. So then he's like, "What the heck??? Sir, empty out your darn pockets!" SO THEN I SAY TO MYSELF!!! "These pants aren't clean!" Turns out they were pants that I had used when I had went to Venus camping and they still had a spork, a refridgerator, and A FURBIE in the pockets. So then I am like, "HOLY crap!" And I crawl away from this kitten and he starts freaking chasing me all day. So that's my outserspace story, you hear! So stay off the pot!

PART 2

Okay, so I am running way from this kitten and my adrenaline was pumping so I stepped over to my friends house Dilly, who happens to live on this space colony. Then me and Dilly hang out (because I'm a retard and forgot about the kitten) and then I hear a giant "MEOW!!!" and I am like, "Dilly we gotta roll MAN." So we magically find a pit in a little beach and hide in it, and I explain to him what happened and then he was like, "Ohh fire, me love fire!" We're both pyros by the way. (And Dilly has a speech impediment, you can tell from what he said.) So then we go to Meric's house and Lian and Shary are over there. I tell them and Lian's like, "Ohh fire" because he doesn't know how to talk either! Anyway, Lian and Meric start killing themselves by squashing themselves with the garage door(like I said, my friends are all retards!). Then we all go space shuttle riding and Lian's like, "Andrew do you have money for porn." I am like, "WTF? Some friend you are, we're running from a mad kitten and you ask me this random thing that's supposed to make me look cool when told in a story? But anyway, I am not giving you money for porn." Then Lian says, "Its Victoria's Secrets for Christmas, not porn!" Anyway, there's a gang in my town and they were chasing us(everyone chases us all the time, as you can tell) and we went to the mammath graveyard behind the Polar Express. We go space shuttle riding on main street and you're supposed to walk your space shuttles on a leash, but suddenly the SAME kitten is like "YO YO YO DAWG! Walk your space ships, WTF is your problem???" Then he realizes it's me and we start zooming our space shuttles away fast and we hide in the woods where a high school group offers us some pot. Wow, I must live in the ghetto. And that's basically it except my friend tried to slit the kitten's throat with MY pocket knife. Or did I try to? I can't remember, maybe I'll come edit this later.


This is all a true story!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S TRUE TRUE TRUE!
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Enogrok
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:lol: lmao
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shadowmare
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LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I almost fell out of my chair reading that!
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Sardonicism at its finest.
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Dec 16 2005, 11:26 PM
LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I almost fell out of my chair reading that!

Hear hear! :lol: :lol:

Something tell me Korgone is not gonna be happy when he reads this...

:lol: :lol:
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Dragon for funniest member of Kamains World, vote now.
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Hmm, seems to be ridiculing somebody... But, it was still funny... :rolleyes:
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You made me giggle ALOT. [size=23]ALOT D00D[/size]
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Lordofinfinity
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LMAO TO THE MAX!!! Most hillarios storie ever. Especially the "yo yo yo" kitten. :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
I'm gone, may be back, most likely wont.
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Ha ha ha! Man I feel so wrong laughing at that. Oh man... let me just... relax for a while.
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BUMPing this incredibly true thread.
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Lordofinfinity
Farewell.
Please do, it so deserves it.
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