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A good joke; at least I think so.....
Topic Started: Dec 16 2005, 01:00 PM (81 Views)
Avalon

I know there is a joke thread somewhere but I don't care to find it...... anyways here goes.

A boy went up to his mom one day and said "Mommy can I have the new X-box 360?"

"well son why don't you go write a letter to baby Jesus and ask for one." The mother said wisely.

So the boy went to his room and sat down with a piece of paper, "Dear baby Jesus, I will be good for one year if.......... *crumples paper* no that's to hard. Dear baby Jesus, I will be good for 6 months if........ *crumples another paper* no that's still too hard. Dear baby Jesus I will be good for 3 months if........ *and another paper is gone* man this is tough."

At that moment he gets an idea. He runs down stairs, grabs the virgin Mary statue of the mantle, runs back to his room, throws it in his closet and locks it.

He began to write again, "Dear baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again......."


If you wanna turn your daddy parts <font size = "1" face = "arial" color = "orange" >orange</font>, eat some Cheeto's and watch some porn!
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Prodigy
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Ha ha ha ha. That's a good one. Did you make this up... or what?
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Otyo

I lol'd. <D
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The Jassi-fricka-nation
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Nothing like a little blackmail, eh? :P :lol:

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Enogrok
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Did they replace Santa or what?
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Lordofinfinity
Farewell.
No Jesus killed him. :chop:
I'm gone, may be back, most likely wont.
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