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| Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 08:11 PM (66 Views) | |
| Link_of_animals | Jun 26 2009, 08:11 PM Post #1 |
Master of Cows, MASTER..OF THE WORLD!
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It's your birthday the day you were born It's your birthday the day you were born It's your birthday the day you were born...and you smell like one too Haps teh birthdays |
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| Tedyz | Jun 26 2009, 09:03 PM Post #2 |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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Happy birthday! You are now legal to buy porn, alcohol and cigarettes. Have fun! |
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| Joseppi | Jun 27 2009, 12:30 AM Post #3 |
Who?
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Well everything but alcohol anyway. You gotta be 21 in the US. And Roki is American I believe. Just don't be like me. I couldn't legally buy alcohol until I was 22. Damn probation. Anyway, Haps Teh Birth. Now you can get arrested for banging teenage girls. Always remember to ask for ID. Jailbait = Bad News. Edited by Joseppi, Jun 27 2009, 12:32 AM.
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| Roki | Jun 27 2009, 01:00 AM Post #4 |
Gohma
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haha. thanks guys. I still can't believe I'm 18. Wow. I still can't purchase cigarettes now. You have to be 19 I believe (at least in Jersey you do.) And I'm still pissed about all the teenage girls thing, cause 3/4 of the girls I want to get with are still younger than me. Oh wells. This is what I get for being so damn old. |
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| Robin0999 | Jun 27 2009, 07:33 AM Post #5 |
Skulltula
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Oh. I didn't know you lived in Jersey. Happy 18th, man! |
 
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| CaLeB- | Jun 27 2009, 07:55 AM Post #6 |
White Boy
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Damn, sucks for you! Now you can't access jailbait anymore! |
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| Tedyz | Jun 27 2009, 10:23 AM Post #7 |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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Too bad it's 21 over there, it's 18 for alcohol here, :D. And yeah, watch out for jailbait, though it's not that much of a problem methinks. |
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| Fullmetal | Jun 27 2009, 10:28 AM Post #8 |
Perma-bored
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Isn't there an age of consent over there? |
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| Roki | Jun 27 2009, 09:18 PM Post #9 |
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Gohma
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 i forgot New Jersey does have an age of consent. I forget how it works out tho. I think I'm now legal to anyone older than 16 or something like that.
Food for thought: I was 12 years old when I joined Metal Maverick. Man has time flew. Edited by Roki, Jun 27 2009, 09:19 PM.
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| 3NiGmA | Jun 27 2009, 10:12 PM Post #10 |
Pendragon Fanatic
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Happy Birthday. As far as jailbait goes, it usually falls within a three year rule and whether the girl is of the age of consent. |
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| Tedyz | Jun 28 2009, 03:58 AM Post #11 |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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Just rape her, then kill her. No problems, as long as the body's not found. |
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| Robin0999 | Jun 28 2009, 10:37 AM Post #12 |
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Skulltula
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Good times, man. Good times. |
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