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| Topic Started: Apr 4 2008, 05:53 PM (227 Views) | |
| Mr. Storm | Apr 4 2008, 05:53 PM Post #1 |
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Razors cut with emos, not vice versa. |
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| burnedalive | Apr 4 2008, 09:40 PM Post #2 |
RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
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In soviet russia that is....those damn automatic razors O.o |
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| Naoko | Apr 5 2008, 03:05 PM Post #3 |
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Dear emos everywhere: Please remember that the proper way of cutting is down the road, not across the street. Always cut down the road. You will only be cutting twice that way. Thank you. Remember, down the road. Good day, sir. Sincerely, A Good Person (EDIT - unfortunately, letter format doesn't work on forums. =/) |
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| Mr. Storm | Apr 18 2008, 06:05 PM Post #4 |
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Friend: take more stuff away Friend: kids are like dogs Friend: you teach them how to react MrSt0rm: Like...what? Friend: bad = less stuff MrSt0rm: His clothes? Friend: yeah MrSt0rm: ... ____ MrSt0rm: Psh, it's nothing you don't see in pop-up ads on the internet MrSt0rm: or mistyping ebay Friend: ebay? MrSt0rm: don't ask MrSt0rm: just don't mistype ebay.com MrSt0rm: anyways... MrSt0rm: Friendship is a rather broad word Friend: ... Friend: mistype it how? MrSt0rm: And friends can be friends for 1 week or one lifetime MrSt0rm: and I'm not telling you how to get there MrSt0rm: perv Friend: *is trying to mistype ebay* MrSt0rm: you're an idiot Friend: I've just tried every combonation of e-b-a-and y and I'm not getting anything... MrSt0rm: you don't need to be tempted you stack of hormones you Friend: hmm, you must have very oddly mistyped that URL... MrSt0rm: do you want porn or something? Friend: you - *types "pornbay.com"* oops, typo |
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| Naoko | Apr 19 2008, 12:38 AM Post #5 |
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I tried eboy.com, but that was just some funny blog thing or something. I want to know too. XD |
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| Mr. Storm | May 10 2008, 01:58 AM Post #6 |
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In honor of Mother's Day... (12:47:38 AM) Friend: I was talking to my mom earlier and I told her she had it easy cause she doesnt do anything (12:47:43 AM) Friend: she got all offended _______________ (12:50:26 AM) Friend: I asked her what she would be if she were a man and actually had to do something useful with her life (12:50:31 AM) Friend: She said she'd want to be an artist (12:50:49 AM) Friend: I laughed and said "yeah, so does everyone else" (12:51:15 AM) MrSt0rm: you are an ass to your mom (12:51:28 AM) MrSt0rm: srsly (12:51:34 AM) MrSt0rm: how're you gonna treat your wife? (12:51:42 AM) Friend: XD (12:52:17 AM) Friend: Now you know why I've only had one girlfriend, who was kinda a wreck, and even she dumped me after 2 months (12:52:31 AM) Friend: yes, I treated her the exact same way (12:52:51 AM) MrSt0rm: Good luck getting married and having 12 kids (12:52:58 AM) Friend: I'll adopt (12:53:06 AM) MrSt0rm: And the marriage? (12:53:16 AM) Friend: mailorder (12:53:30 AM) MrSt0rm: Get Russian, they're cheap and hot (12:53:52 AM) Friend: I was gonna look for something asian... (12:53:59 AM) MrSt0rm: Hmm (12:54:14 AM) MrSt0rm: Just go to Chinatown (12:54:28 AM) MrSt0rm: I'm sure they're selling down there |
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| Panther III | May 11 2008, 04:16 PM Post #7 |
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Nice. |
Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." | |
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| Tedyz | May 11 2008, 05:30 PM Post #8 |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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Oh lol. |
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| Mr. Storm | May 11 2008, 07:14 PM Post #9 |
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FIXTHECHATBOXPANTH. And it is indeed lolworthy. |
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo Galilei | |
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| Naoko | May 11 2008, 07:17 PM Post #10 |
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He's not good enough for Asian. Russian is okay though. Actually, if it's an Asian GIRL, then they're not all that great. Only Asian guys are great. Asian girls get really, really ugly and annoying when they get old. Russian girls require less of their men, but they're higher quality. They stay hotter. |
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| Mr. Storm | May 11 2008, 07:23 PM Post #11 |
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Good point. I shall present this evidence to him and see his response. |
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| Tedyz | May 11 2008, 09:23 PM Post #12 |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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Asian girls are awesome when they're under 30. |
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| Arnieboy | May 12 2008, 06:52 AM Post #13 |
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i don't see what people see in asian girls, but that's my opinion |
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| burnedalive | May 12 2008, 06:47 PM Post #14 |
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RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
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O_O |
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| Mr. Storm | May 23 2008, 11:25 PM Post #15 |
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OBLIGATORY EMABARRASSING SEX-RELATED MISUNDERSTANDINGS! (10:16:23 PM) MrSt0rm: dude (10:16:49 PM) MrSt0rm: fappers are kinda scary (10:17:11 PM) MrSt0rm: they're all "I'M GOING TO BUST A CAP AND THEN RAP, FO SHO!" (10:17:16 PM) MrSt0rm: I get scared... (10:18:05 PM) MrSt0rm: remind me to never surf YouTube for cool rap music again (10:18:29 PM) Friend: rappers, right? (10:18:49 PM) MrSt0rm: *rappers (10:19:07 PM) MrSt0rm: Yeah, fappers are scary too actually (10:19:43 PM) MrSt0rm: they're all "I'M GOING TO WATCH HENTAI AND THEN TOUCH MYSELF, FO' SHO!" _________________ (10:09:48 PM) MrSt0rm: you can have sex 3 times in ME (10:10:01 PM) Friend: that'd be a good thing to keep in mind (10:10:02 PM) MrSt0rm: I thought it was just the one... (10:10:15 PM) Friend: “you can have sex 3 times in ME” (10:10:18 PM) Friend: watt. (10:10:26 PM) MrSt0rm: Mass effect (10:10:47 PM) MrSt0rm: 2 aliens and a human (10:10:52 PM) Friend: worse place for an abbrevation ever |
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