How to Kill a Telemarketer

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How to Kill a Telemarketer
Topic Started: Oct 2 2007, 06:16 PM (336 Views)
The Monkey Overlord	Oct 22 2007, 03:06 PM Post #16
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT Posts: 1,094 Group: Members Member #125 Joined: November 23, 2006	when my army of Neo-Nazi zombies advance, you will not be saying that.
	quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh%


Hellonearth	Oct 22 2007, 07:22 PM Post #17
Chu Chu Posts: 164 Group: Members Member #424 Joined: October 12, 2007	rofl. I know how to get rid of a telemarketer. Say...... Im sorry im busy &@)# ing your mother. Please call again Works all teh time
	Im back people. Deal with it!!!


Darth Makar	Oct 22 2007, 10:35 PM Post #18
Eat Cheese or Die Trying Posts: 3,496 Group: Sages Member #207 Joined: March 26, 2007	Gilmer, please stay on topic and stop flame-baiting. Crash: I didn't know. I haven't ever had any desire to watch the movie.
	%mh%400%mh%


Arnieboy	Oct 23 2007, 04:42 AM Post #19
Gibdo Posts: 3,340 Group: Sages Member #64 Joined: September 8, 2006	Another good way to get rid of a telemarketer would be to pretend you are a pizza parlour and keep saying along the lines of, 'do you want a pepperoni pizza or don't you?!?!?' until he hangs up ;]



Hellonearth	Oct 23 2007, 07:08 PM Post #20
Chu Chu Posts: 164 Group: Members Member #424 Joined: October 12, 2007	How about saying "Love you" when they say hello?
	Im back people. Deal with it!!!


Crash	Oct 25 2007, 12:09 PM Post #21
Tektite Posts: 427 Group: Tech Team Member #325 Joined: August 1, 2007	Hellonearth Oct 23 2007, 07:08 PM How about saying "Love you" when they say hello? Chat them up. @Makar: It's an alright film.



Darth Makar	Oct 25 2007, 06:33 PM Post #22
Eat Cheese or Die Trying Posts: 3,496 Group: Sages Member #207 Joined: March 26, 2007	My brother-in-law answered the phone and they asked for him and he said, "hang on, I'll go get him." He put the phone down, went away and did stuff for awhile, came back and said that he was still looking for him.
	%mh%400%mh%


Arnieboy	Oct 26 2007, 03:59 AM Post #23
Gibdo Posts: 3,340 Group: Sages Member #64 Joined: September 8, 2006	Repeating what they say is also a good technique. Hello? Hello? I'm selling a vacuum cleaner I'm selling a vacuum cleaner Stop repeating what i'm saying Stop repeating what i'm saying hangs up



Millumi	Oct 26 2007, 02:11 PM Post #24
??? Posts: 1,879 Group: Tech Team Member #15 Joined: August 5, 2006	try to make fart noises when they try to talk Hello? I'm selling a-fart could you just lis-fart But I-fart hangs up
	Hard work pays off later, Procrastination pays off now


The Monkey Overlord	Oct 26 2007, 03:54 PM Post #25
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT Posts: 1,094 Group: Members Member #125 Joined: November 23, 2006	or acted like a reatard. or a drunk hill billy. i wont to be a comedian when i grow up, and people love my drunk hillbilly act. i rock.
	quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh%


Panther III	Oct 26 2007, 10:59 PM Post #26
Meow! Posts: 4,103 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: August 3, 2006	I've never been one to be a douchebag to telemarketers. They are just doing their job like everyone else. I say no thanks and hang up.
	LollyWolly ah i hate new york drivers... you cant even begin to understand... i mean ive tried driving in new york city to see if they drove better on their own turf.. doesnt happen... just more assholes compiled together Naoko [Gilmer's Spelling is so bad, he] probably thinks the "Holocaust" is a type of holographic pokemon card. Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."


Mr. Storm	Oct 26 2007, 11:41 PM Post #27
Child of Dust Posts: 1,069 Group: Members Member #127 Joined: November 23, 2006 Gender Guy Favorite Game Mass Effect Native Country United States of America	But I like being a douchebag...
	"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo Galilei


Crash	Oct 27 2007, 01:14 AM Post #28
Tektite Posts: 427 Group: Tech Team Member #325 Joined: August 1, 2007	Millumi Oct 26 2007, 02:11 PM try to make fart noises when they try to talk Hello? I'm selling a-fart could you just lis-fart But I-fart hangs up I seriously Lol'ed when I read that Quote: But I like being a douchebag... Who doesn't?



Mr. Storm	Oct 27 2007, 01:40 AM Post #29
Child of Dust Posts: 1,069 Group: Members Member #127 Joined: November 23, 2006 Gender Guy Favorite Game Mass Effect Native Country United States of America	Those "nice" people. Think they're so cool with their morals...
	"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo Galilei


Millumi	Oct 27 2007, 06:36 AM Post #30
??? Posts: 1,879 Group: Tech Team Member #15 Joined: August 5, 2006	Panther III Oct 27 2007, 12:59 AM They are just doing their job like everyone else. If they don't like it they should quit and get a better job.
	Hard work pays off later, Procrastination pays off now


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