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How to Kill a Telemarketer
Topic Started: Oct 2 2007, 06:16 PM (334 Views)
Game Freak
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King of Games

I just got a call today, and quickly formulated a plan to annihilate them.

"Hello?"
"Hi, Rodney?"
"There is no Rodney at this house"
"Sir, your number is on a rotary call...blaa blaa blaa...If you don't mind taking my number"
"So i herd u liek mudkipz"
"What?"
"All your Mudkipz are belong to us"
"What u say? What's a Mudkip?"
"You have no chance to survive. Make your time"
"What sir? If you don't mind, my number?"
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
"Uhhh....ok goodbye
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Completed:
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2005)
- Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2006)
- Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Dec. '06)
- Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (7/24/07)
- Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (8/09/07)
- Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons with Final Ending (8/22/07)
- Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (4/05/08)
- Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (4/09/08)
- Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (4/12/08)
- Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures (4/21/08)
- The Legend of Zelda (4/23/08)
- Majora's Mask (2/20/09)
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- Zelda II: Adventure of Link
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Crash
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Dude thats Choice. I'm gonna Do that next time.
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The Monkey Overlord
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sweet. sadly, here in Trinidad, we cant afforda home phone, so my parent just alwaYS carry their cell phones.
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quote from Darth Makar.
"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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Crash
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Tektite
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.
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burnedalive
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RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
YES! That's what im doing next time :D
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Crash
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Tektite
this is how to kill a telemarketer
"(Phone rings) Hello?"
"Hey, how you doing?"
"Um, how you doing?"
"I'm well."
"Who is this?"
"This is James."
"James? Do I know you, James?"
"I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent."
"Are you a telemarketer, James?"
"Yep."
"Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real bleeping job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the bleeping head. Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?"
"Okay."
"Alright, I'll see you later, James."
"Nice to talk to you."
"*censored* your mother, okay? Bye-bye."
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The Monkey Overlord
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Crash
Oct 21 2007, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.
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quote from Darth Makar.
"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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The Monkey Overlord
Oct 21 2007, 02:10 PM
Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬
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The Monkey Overlord
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Oct 21 2007, 03:27 PM
The Monkey Overlord
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Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬

my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;)
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quote from Darth Makar.
"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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Darth Makar
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Yeah, telling telemarketers weird things is kind of funny. But at least be semi-respectful about it. I mean, telling them to f*** themselves is really lame. They don't have the best job, but maybe it's the only one available to them.

Tell them that you dated their mother. Ahahaha.

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The Monkey Overlord
Oct 21 2007, 02:33 PM
Crash
Yesterday, 03:27 PM
The Monkey Overlord
Today, 02:10 PM
Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬

my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;)

Leave England. And Canada. They're mine.
And Makar, I took those lines from "40 Year Old Virgin".
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The Monkey Overlord
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Crash
Oct 22 2007, 07:26 AM
The Monkey Overlord
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Crash
Yesterday, 03:27 PM
The Monkey Overlord
Today, 02:10 PM
Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬

my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;)

Leave England. And Canada. They're mine.
And Makar, I took those lines from "40 Year Old Virgin".

England and Canada. right, i guess you could have Canada, and whatever is left of the bomed out shell of England. sure. for a price.
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quote from Darth Makar.
"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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Crash
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Oct 22 2007, 10:08 AM
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The Monkey Overlord
Yesterday, 02:33 PM
Crash
Yesterday, 03:27 PM
The Monkey Overlord
Today, 02:10 PM
Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬

my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;)

Leave England. And Canada. They're mine.
And Makar, I took those lines from "40 Year Old Virgin".

England and Canada. right, i guess you could have Canada, and whatever is left of the bomed out shell of England. sure. for a price.

You're gonna bomb out England? Lets get him Arnie!
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The Monkey Overlord
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Oct 22 2007, 12:40 PM
The Monkey Overlord
Today, 10:08 AM
Crash
Today, 07:26 AM
The Monkey Overlord
Yesterday, 02:33 PM
Crash
Yesterday, 03:27 PM
The Monkey Overlord
Today, 02:10 PM
Crash
Today, 02:19 PM
Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile.

i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world.

O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬

my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;)

Leave England. And Canada. They're mine.
And Makar, I took those lines from "40 Year Old Virgin".

England and Canada. right, i guess you could have Canada, and whatever is left of the bomed out shell of England. sure. for a price.

You're gonna bomb out England? Lets get him Arnie!

i will bomb anyone who stands in my way( and, just for fun, even if they dont stand in my way, i will bomb England for target practice.) of course, Scotland and Germany are under the kings protecition.
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"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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Like anyone would trust Gilmer with bombs anyway...
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