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| How to Kill a Telemarketer | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 2 2007, 06:16 PM (333 Views) | |
| Game Freak | Oct 2 2007, 06:16 PM Post #1 |
King of Games
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I just got a call today, and quickly formulated a plan to annihilate them. "Hello?" "Hi, Rodney?" "There is no Rodney at this house" "Sir, your number is on a rotary call...blaa blaa blaa...If you don't mind taking my number" "So i herd u liek mudkipz" "What?" "All your Mudkipz are belong to us" "What u say? What's a Mudkip?" "You have no chance to survive. Make your time" "What sir? If you don't mind, my number?" "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" "Uhhh....ok goodbye |
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| Crash | Oct 21 2007, 09:52 AM Post #2 |
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Dude thats Choice. I'm gonna Do that next time. |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Oct 21 2007, 11:15 AM Post #3 |
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STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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sweet. sadly, here in Trinidad, we cant afforda home phone, so my parent just alwaYS carry their cell phones. |
  quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Crash | Oct 21 2007, 01:19 PM Post #4 |
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Just do it when someone you don't like rings your mobile. |
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| burnedalive | Oct 21 2007, 01:44 PM Post #5 |
RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
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YES! That's what im doing next time :D |
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| Crash | Oct 21 2007, 02:08 PM Post #6 |
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Tektite
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this is how to kill a telemarketer "(Phone rings) Hello?" "Hey, how you doing?" "Um, how you doing?" "I'm well." "Who is this?" "This is James." "James? Do I know you, James?" "I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent." "Are you a telemarketer, James?" "Yep." "Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real bleeping job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the bleeping head. Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?" "Okay." "Alright, I'll see you later, James." "Nice to talk to you." "*censored* your mother, okay? Bye-bye." |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Oct 21 2007, 02:10 PM Post #7 |
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i am sorry and embarressed to say, i havent a mobile in the world. |
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quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Crash | Oct 21 2007, 02:27 PM Post #8 |
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O...k your really remote aren't you! ¬_¬ |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Oct 21 2007, 02:33 PM Post #9 |
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my parents dont trust me with one. they think i might try to rule the world again, althoug i keep telling them, i only want to rule MOST of the world. ;) |
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quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Darth Makar | Oct 21 2007, 10:32 PM Post #10 |
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Yeah, telling telemarketers weird things is kind of funny. But at least be semi-respectful about it. I mean, telling them to f*** themselves is really lame. They don't have the best job, but maybe it's the only one available to them. Tell them that you dated their mother. Ahahaha. |
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| Crash | Oct 22 2007, 06:26 AM Post #11 |
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Leave England. And Canada. They're mine. And Makar, I took those lines from "40 Year Old Virgin". |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Oct 22 2007, 10:08 AM Post #12 |
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England and Canada. right, i guess you could have Canada, and whatever is left of the bomed out shell of England. sure. for a price. |
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quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Crash | Oct 22 2007, 11:40 AM Post #13 |
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Tektite
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You're gonna bomb out England? Lets get him Arnie! |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Oct 22 2007, 12:56 PM Post #14 |
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i will bomb anyone who stands in my way( and, just for fun, even if they dont stand in my way, i will bomb England for target practice.) of course, Scotland and Germany are under the kings protecition. |
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| Arnieboy | Oct 22 2007, 02:54 PM Post #15 |
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Like anyone would trust Gilmer with bombs anyway... |
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