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Your nation's history
Topic Started: Jun 10 2007, 01:08 AM (105 Views)
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The Dominion of Canukarabia

The great nation of Canukarabia was founded after the civil war in Canada that went from 1990 to 1997. In this time Canada was divided into two divides, the East and the West. Western Canada, which also includes the most northern reaches of the country, is rich in natural resources and in land, however industry is underdeveloped. The eastern part of the country, which has starts from Ontario onwards, has plenty of natural resources as well, however not as many as the west, however being is more industrialized. For 6 years these two sides fought each other, and in the 7th year a new force rose, a popular people's revolution that managed to conquer both sides. United by a great leader named Jake Jarmel. Jake was assassinated in 2000, those who carried this act out were never discovered, however many suspect the neighbors to the south were behind it. After various leaders, in 2006 a leader calling himself American Transvestite took over.

That national motto, "look! Peanuts", was decided upon when Jake was high an had a mad case of the munchies. The motto represents the lax view on marijuana usage, as well as a near-universal love of peanuts. The national animal is the loon, and the currency is called the loonie in honour of that.

Other considered mottos:
"*censored* the government"
"Big Brother is watching you masturbate"
"Pot and gay marriage for all!"

Other considered national animals:
polar bear
penguin
giraffe

Other considered currencies:
bearie
pennie
giraffie
franks
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Master of Cows, MASTER..OF THE WORLD!
Cows roamed the free lands of Ryukunn, an island near
India.
Then, the Evil Empire of Ryinkun came. They began to kill the cows!
Until one man stood up. The warrior who protected the cows, Link Animals,
shoved a spear up the leaders ass, and set up a timebomb inside their
stronghold. The cows were free once again!
The natives agreed to make
a village, and big one, that would be a country, while Link Animals was
their leader.
They now train cows to be destructive war beasts. They'll do everything
to protect the natives, for what Link Animals did for them.
After a while, the island started to sink, thanks to global warming. Link thought
quickly, and took their ship to the Hyrule Sector, and became a nation of theirs.
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