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Shrek...
Topic Started: Mar 12 2007, 02:42 AM (124 Views)
Naoko
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
SHREK. IS. GOD.

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There was a time that I could recite the whole freaking movie by heart. I used to watch it every single day. Oh god, can you say obsession?

From my memory, although I haven't seen Shrek in probably at least a year:
Farquad: Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster!
F: I'm not a monster, here you are... You, and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world... Now tell me, where are the others?!
G: EAT ME! *spits in his eye*
F: *rubs spit away* I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached its end! NOW TELL ME OR I'LL... *goes for the buttons*
G: No, not the buttons, NOT THE GUM DROP BUTTONS!
F: All right then, who's hiding them?!
G: Okay... I'll tell you... DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!
F: The muffin man?
G: THE MUFFIN MAN!
F: Yes... I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?!
G: Well... She's married to... The muffin man...
F: The muffin man?!
G: THE MUFFIN MAN!
F: She's married to the muffin man... *contemplates*
Philonius, Farquad's guard dude: MY LORD! We've found it!
F: Well then what're you waiting for, BRING IT IN! *They bring in the mirror* Magic Mirror...
G: *To mirror* DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING! *Philonius throws him in the trash can*

^_^ The Gingerbread man is the freaking sex. I'll recite other lines later, but now... It's time for bed. WHOO!

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town... Here we have some rules, let us lay them down: Don't make way, stay in line, and we'll get along fine, Duloc is a perfect plaaace! Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE! Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a perfect PLAAACE!

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I wish I was Donkey's dragon-wife...
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McDohl
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I guess I'd have to say I wish I was Donkey :D


This reminds me of old movies I used to watch a lot when I was little though; also one's I loved!


Like Antz!

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I liked Shrek too though! It gave me a little obsession with Smash Mouth afterwards
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I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . .

-I love you and I always have.
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I like hwo the ginger bread man, has no legs, its so cruel. poor little ginger dude. and yesh, Shrek is awesome, i haven't watched it enough times, but i'd like to watch it more, and shrek II....i dont know if i've seen.
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ZOMG SHREK ZE THIRD IS COMING OUT.
Shrek is awesome.
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