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| Our mission: DESTROY BARBIE. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 12 2007, 01:15 AM (546 Views) | |
| Naoko | Mar 12 2007, 01:15 AM Post #1 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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Everyone, team up with me. Let's make a coalition and devote ourselves to DESTROYING Barbie AND her stupid Barbie Girl song. WHO'S WITH ME?! KILL THAT BARBEH! *Vows to never buy her future daughter a Barbie, but instead something less slutty and stupid.* Screw Kill Bill... This is... KILL BARBIE. WHO'S WITH ME? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYwF2A6HQfg <--- Demented Barbie movie. Now THAT'S how I used to play with Barbies as a kid. (And also made them be lesbians since I only had one Ken and like five Barbies...) ![]() ![]() ![]() ^ Those silly Australians have got something right. ![]() ^ YAAAY Edward Scissorhands! ^ Crack whore Barbie! ^ Barbie's best friend Turleen?... Okay then. ![]() ^ Barbie got knocked up! Sooo... What dysfunctional Barbie are YOU? http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=304 Slut Barbie, maybe? ![]() Or perhaps Gangsta Barbie? ![]() Stripper Barbie? ![]() TRANSVESTITE Barbie? (Ken?) ![]() GOTH Barbie? *Hiss* ![]() What about Slut Barbie, 10 months later? ![]() ^ I got this. *Dies* (Look at the kid, hahah.) |
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| "L" | Mar 12 2007, 11:42 AM Post #2 |
Zetsubo Billy
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lawl i got Goth Barbie, yay i look like sally from NBC! |
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| McDohl | Mar 12 2007, 11:52 AM Post #3 |
Tenkai Star
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Lol looks like someone had too much fun late at night. Ah at my nanny's house there were only nekkid barbies around. Don't ask why, ask my nanny's grand daughter. I was very traumatized by the Barbies! ; ; |
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I know I haven't been the best. I know what I've done. Please let me vindicate myself. I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . . -I love you and I always have. %mh%10%mh% | |
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| Naoko | Mar 12 2007, 01:58 PM Post #4 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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Sally looks NOTHING LIKE Goth Barbie. >_<; ![]() ^ Sally looks like this. BIG DIFFERENCE! >_< |
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| Cheese_lover | Mar 12 2007, 03:20 PM Post #5 |
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The God Of All Cheeses
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I guess my part in the protest will be not to buy them. Wow, that was easy. XD |
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| Kikyo | Mar 12 2007, 07:43 PM Post #6 |
Octorok
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Hmmm.... I got gangsta barbie. |
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| burnedalive | Mar 12 2007, 08:22 PM Post #7 |
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RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
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O.o scary |
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| Ginnoir | Mar 12 2007, 08:36 PM Post #8 |
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AkA 3nigmax
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rofl i got sorority slut barbie |
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| spyte | Mar 12 2007, 10:25 PM Post #9 |
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Chu Chu
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When I was about 12, I would find my sister's barbies lying around the bathtub... and rape them. |
The snake is notoriously tempting. %mh%150%mh% | |
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| Panther III | Mar 13 2007, 05:53 AM Post #10 |
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Triforce of Power
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IRTT If you hate Barbie so much why would you bother getting them when you were younger? |
| "Would you like to play... Money Making Game?!" | |
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| Link_of_animals | Mar 13 2007, 12:34 PM Post #11 |
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Master of Cows, MASTER..OF THE WORLD!
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Same here, lol. XD |
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| Naoko | Mar 13 2007, 12:37 PM Post #12 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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Most parents buy them automatically for girls. And when I was really young, I liked playing with them. By the time I was like 7, I liked making them homocidal.
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