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The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Cliché
Topic Started: Mar 11 2007, 08:46 PM (215 Views)
Panther III
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http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html

Incredibly funny list.

Some of these are in CoF. XD
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ah i hate new york drivers... you cant even begin to understand... i mean ive tried driving in new york city to see if they drove better on their own turf.. doesnt happen... just more assholes compiled together


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[Gilmer's Spelling is so bad, he] probably thinks the "Holocaust" is a type of holographic pokemon card.


Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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McDohl
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Ahh, that's a great list. Most of what I've read so far I could think of a game(s) to meet every rule!

What's CoF btw?
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Chronicles of Forensia.
Panth's RPG MAKER 2K3 game.

"192. Every woman in the game must find the hero incredibly attractive."
Lol! Righhhhhhhhhhht...
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McDohl
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Ah I see :o

I never really knew how to work that program ; ;

I had fun messing around on it though.

Got any links to where I can download it? :P
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I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . .

-I love you and I always have.
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Naoko
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Rule 1: Chrono Cross.
Rule 2: FF7.
Rule 3: FF9 and X, perhaps...
Rule 4: FF9.
Rule 5: Most FF's.
Rule 6: LAWL FF8
Rule 7: Does Sephiroth even HAVE another part of his name?
Rule 8: They even reference Chrono Trigger. XD
Rule 9: Okay, now they're DEFINITELY talking about Chrono Cross.
Rule 10: FFX, although the machina isn't really bad.
Rule 11: HAHAH FFX/X-2
Rule 12: I suppose FFX could apply to this... In a way.
Rule 13: This one fails at FFX.
Rule 14: Does too work in stores, haven't you ever been to Wutai? Lawl, EVERY game follows this rule.

Rule 15: Characters that fit the archetypes, in order:
- Garnet, FF9
- Aeris, FF7
- Freya, FF9
- Cecil, FF6
- Steiner, FF9
- Zack, FF7
- Amarant, FF9
- Cait Sith, FF7
- Quina, FF9
- Do moogles count?

Rule 16:
- Kuja, FF9
- Fujin AND Raijin, FF8
- Beatrix, FF9 (falls in love with Steiner, not Zidane...)
- Dyne, FF7
- Magus, CT
- Zorn and Thorn, FF9
- Hojo, FF7
- Marcy, CC (joins you later)

Rule 17:
- All FF's, lawlz...
- FF7 DEFINITELY.
- FF9
- FF9, I think there was a group of kids in Alexandria...
- CT, Marle's father, the king
- CT, the Chancellor
- Hahah, Tom Sawyer. I think this happens in FF9...
- FF9 XD
- FF8 - THE TREPIES!

Rule 18: Crono, CT. Oh, and of course, LINK.
Rule 19: W00t Final Fantasy! ESPECIALLY FF8, gunblade!
Rule 20: Hahah, all games are like this.
Rule 21: Yes, FF.
Rule 22:

Ah, screw this, I'm bored. I'll continue it all later.
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You have no real life, do you? XD
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Naoko
Mar 12 2007, 04:08 PM
Rule 4: FF9.

Technically, Crono Trigger, too. XD
#187 - Mario Bros. Superstar Saga.
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Mar 21 2007, 12:26 PM
Naoko
Mar 12 2007, 04:08 PM
Rule 4: FF9.

Technically, Crono Trigger, too. XD
#187 - Mario Bros. Superstar Saga.

I was usually listing a single possibility for each rule. There's tons for each.
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Those are really funny XD
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