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Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:14 PM (367 Views)
Naoko
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
Okay. First off, my friend Hsie (Shay) sent this E-mail to my WHOLE ENTIRE college. Please read it. Random, it really is.

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Aloha,

As you probably know, the Crosby internet service is dead, and, though
unannounced, both hall printers are not functioning, either. So not only
are Crosby residents unable to surf the internet from their domain, but
also unable to print out tacky pictures made with paint. Then again, the
hall macs aren't equipped with paint or form of picture creation software,
so that's kind of irrelevant. But say one used a personal computer to
create a tacky image, then transported this to a usb drive, or a compact
disc, or a floppy, if they had a usb floppy drive, and plugged this into
one of the hall macs, they would be incapable of printing this out. And it
was only recently that I learned that the library was open. As such, I was
very bored and chose to do my calculus homework. After I completed the
homework to the best of my ability , I was inanely bored and found myself
incapable of the patience required to pursue more intellectual activities,
such as reading <i>We</i> (pretend for my sake that the html tags work),
or doing more homework. This was a very frustrating state to be in.
To alleviate this maddening state, I attempted to find companionship in
other people; however, most people in Crosby seemed to be unavailable (or
still travelling, perhaps), I was so desperate for amusement that I chose
to visit the domicile of John Joe Barbara (Karl Rove) and Zarasthustra
Goertzel. It turned out to be an excellent idea.
One of the topics that came up during this highly amusing evening was the
"sexiness" quantity of Zar and Zach Cordes. "Sexiness" was defined (not by
myself) as attractiveness to the opposite sex, in this case females. It
was claimed that Zar was more "sexy", or attractive to women, than Zach
was. This was based only on one female's testimony (again, not myself). I
contested this, stating that perhaps their attractiveness to females was
equal, or that it could even be the other way around. John Joe Barbara
noted, most accurately, that one person was not a statistically accurate
example. I then proposed that we conduct a survey. The parties involved
were moderately agreeable.
So, then, women of Simon's Rock, who do you find more attractive, Zar or
Zach? Or do you find them equally attractive (or unattractive)? Please
answer.

Thanks.

Postscript: I think I put most of the random clothing in the freebox area
of  Crosby. The socks are still here.


^ I can't believe she sent all this to the whole college, oh god.

John Joe Barbara (Karl Rove) are names we gave to our friend, SAM. *dies*

ANYWAY. So. Survey time.

Who's sexier, Zar:
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Or Zack:
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"L"
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Zetsubo Billy
*dies* i pick tedyz
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Joseppi
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JoeStunna
Vote Zar. Because i don't want him to suicide bomb me.

I keed I keed.
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Nintendo Guy
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The Great Ninja
umm, is neither an option -_-
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Ginnoir
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AkA 3nigmax
wow, scary....... um its a tough choice....... um yea i abstain
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spyte
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Chu Chu
I like Zach.
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Naoko
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
They're both Americans, you know.

Zack got his hair cut and beard shaved. He looks pretty normal now, despite his skinny neck. So if that helps...

Lawl guys, this is a joke that my friend did, oy. Just a joke.
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McDohl
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Zar.

He has a kick ass beard that I'd never be able to obtain myself!
I know I haven't been the best. I know what I've done. Please let me vindicate myself.

I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . .

-I love you and I always have.
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Paul
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:)
Zar.......I guess
TECH TEAM
questions or concerns, pm me.
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Game Freak
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King of Games
Zar

his shirt has a wolf on it :D
Completed:
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2005)
- Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2006)
- Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Dec. '06)
- Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (7/24/07)
- Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (8/09/07)
- Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons with Final Ending (8/22/07)
- Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (4/05/08)
- Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (4/09/08)
- Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (4/12/08)
- Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures (4/21/08)
- The Legend of Zelda (4/23/08)
- Majora's Mask (2/20/09)
Currently Playing:
- Zelda II: Adventure of Link
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Link_of_animals
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Master of Cows, MASTER..OF THE WORLD!
I guess...Zach since he looks normal.
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oxcjae.
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aka CaLeB-
I don't judge boys, because I'm not gay. -_-
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"L"
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Zetsubo Billy
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Mar 10 2007, 10:56 AM
I don't judge boys, because I'm not gay. -_-

nor am , but i know a hot boy when i see one...wait..stfu
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Naoko
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
"L"
Mar 10 2007, 01:08 PM
CaLeB-
Mar 10 2007, 10:56 AM
I don't judge boys, because I'm not gay. -_-

nor am , but i know a hot boy when i see one...wait..stfu

Dude, get away from the mirror already.
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McDohl
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Naoko
Mar 10 2007, 02:39 PM
"L"
Mar 10 2007, 01:08 PM
CaLeB-
Mar 10 2007, 10:56 AM
I don't judge boys, because I'm not gay. -_-

nor am , but i know a hot boy when i see one...wait..stfu

Dude, get away from the mirror already.

We can't help it, it's just too hard to move. B)
I know I haven't been the best. I know what I've done. Please let me vindicate myself.

I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . .

-I love you and I always have.
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Naoko
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
McDohl
Mar 10 2007, 02:50 PM
Naoko
Mar 10 2007, 02:39 PM
"L"
Mar 10 2007, 01:08 PM

nor am , but i know a hot boy when i see one...wait..stfu

Dude, get away from the mirror already.

We can't help it, it's just too hard to move. B)

I WASN'T TALKIN' TO j00 WTF HAX HAX O_O

Silly Asian people.
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Troopa
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I'd say Zack is sexier.
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McDohl
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Naoko
Mar 10 2007, 03:04 PM
I WASN'T TALKIN' TO j00 WTF HAX HAX O_O

Silly Asian people.

Lol I knowz, but I was just saying it's hard to stop looking at good things. :wacko:

And I'm just person-not people.

Silly white girl.
I know I haven't been the best. I know what I've done. Please let me vindicate myself.

I've been dying on the inside, never showing on the outside. I've been crying for so long and never tears can produce because they've all been spent upon you. Every moment fades and it transitions into thoughts of you. Life, death; both are synonyms without you. This unbearable pain, I now understand-please let me mend those pieces of the heart I've shattered with all I can and show you who I really am . . .

-I love you and I always have.
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