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Men vs. Women...; READ FIRST POST BEFORE REPLYING.
Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 12:14 AM (1,026 Views)
Naoko
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In the beginning of time, God created two people: Adam and Eve. He gave them a bunch of crap like food and stuff. Finally, God came to them with grab bags. He was like, "Okay guys, these are the final gifts I have for you. You can ha--"
Adam cut him off. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HEY GOD I WANT THE FIRST GIFT! PLZZZZ?!"
God granted his wish. "Granted. You now have the ability to pee standing up." Adam was pleased. "Lol, suck it Eve," he said.

God then turned to Eve. "Now, Eve... You get the gift... Of multiple orgasms."

Silence.

Adam: "WTF."
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"WTF, GOD. WTF."

Eve: "...Lol."

AND THUS HUMANITAY BEGANZ. Multiple orgasms > peeing standing up.
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Zetsubo Billy
:'(

I'd much rather have the power of cumming out my eyes, then, i can make babies, when daddy cries.
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The Monkey Overlord
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STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
I TAKE THAT OFFENSIVLY!lol
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quote from Darth Makar.
"Lame people are lame."
no duh.%mh%45%mh%
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Tedyz
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Ultimate pwnage.
Oh god lol.
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The Monkey Overlord
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Naoko
Feb 28 2007, 01:14 AM

"Now, Eve... You get the gift... Of multiple orgasms."

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wow. that was actualy more of a gift to MEN.
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"Lame people are lame."
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Naoko
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Gen. Gilmer
Feb 28 2007, 12:43 PM
Naoko
Feb 28 2007, 01:14 AM

"Now, Eve... You get the gift... Of multiple orgasms."

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wow. that was actualy more of a gift to MEN.

Huh? How? WTF?
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The Monkey Overlord
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never mind. most of the men here might get it. as a girl... wait, you are obssed with your boobs. you should get it.
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Panther III
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That made no sense nazi.
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oxcjae.
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aka CaLeB-
Orly...

Wait... yarly.

:(
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The Monkey Overlord
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NEVER MIND YOU PEOPLE! IF YOU HAD A *censored* SENSE OF HUMOR< YOU WOULD GET IT!
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Gen. Gilmer
Feb 28 2007, 04:32 PM
NEVER MIND YOU PEOPLE! IF I HAD A GOOD *censored* SENSE OF HUMOR< YOU WOULD GET IT!

Fixed.
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The Monkey Overlord
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what?? you people are werid. are you trying to freak me out or somin?
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Tedyz
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GET IN MAH BED BETCH! :) Kidding.
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The Monkey Overlord
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OH NO! A BAD BOW WORD! WE IS ALL DOOMED!
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spyte
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Oh fukk you God.
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Naoko
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spyte
Feb 28 2007, 10:24 PM
Oh fukk you God.

Hey, we deserve SOMETHING after all the crap he stuck girls with.
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Troopa
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Men and women have roughly the same intelligence. However, men are physically better, because we are naturally stronger, faster, and our bodies don't self-destruct every month for a week. :)
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Ginnoir
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troopa
 
Men and women have roughly the same intelligence

o yea then whats with the woman being the one that fell for LAWLZ IF U EATZ0RZ TEH FRUITZ, G0D W0N7 BE TEH MADZ0RZ? lol jk

anyway women self destruct once a month for a few days and they think that gives them an excuse to being really ***chy? men have the blood drained out of their body 8 times a day, most of the time when they dont even want it to be.
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That blood stays in your body though. It just moves around. :)
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yea but still all of a sudden being lite headed 8 times a day for no reason most of the time, is really annoying
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