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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 12:14 AM (1,026 Views) | |
| Naoko | Feb 28 2007, 12:14 AM Post #1 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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In the beginning of time, God created two people: Adam and Eve. He gave them a bunch of crap like food and stuff. Finally, God came to them with grab bags. He was like, "Okay guys, these are the final gifts I have for you. You can ha--" Adam cut him off. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HEY GOD I WANT THE FIRST GIFT! PLZZZZ?!" God granted his wish. "Granted. You now have the ability to pee standing up." Adam was pleased. "Lol, suck it Eve," he said. God then turned to Eve. "Now, Eve... You get the gift... Of multiple orgasms." Silence. Adam: "WTF." ... "WTF, GOD. WTF." Eve: "...Lol." AND THUS HUMANITAY BEGANZ. Multiple orgasms > peeing standing up. |
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| "L" | Feb 28 2007, 06:26 AM Post #2 |
Zetsubo Billy
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:'( I'd much rather have the power of cumming out my eyes, then, i can make babies, when daddy cries. |
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Currently Playing: F-zero GX, Link To The Past Currently Glitching: F - Zero GX ------------------------------------------------------- Snaking In F-zero GX. Time Attack: "2:30": <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXRQXCei86M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXRQXCei86M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>%mh%55%mh% | |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 07:57 AM Post #3 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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I TAKE THAT OFFENSIVLY!lol |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Tedyz | Feb 28 2007, 11:29 AM Post #4 |
Ultimate pwnage.
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Oh god lol. |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 11:43 AM Post #5 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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wow. that was actualy more of a gift to MEN. |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Naoko | Feb 28 2007, 12:03 PM Post #6 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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Huh? How? WTF? |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 02:15 PM Post #7 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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never mind. most of the men here might get it. as a girl... wait, you are obssed with your boobs. you should get it. |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Panther III | Feb 28 2007, 02:52 PM Post #8 |
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Triforce of Power
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That made no sense nazi. |
| "Would you like to play... Money Making Game?!" | |
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| oxcjae. | Feb 28 2007, 03:17 PM Post #9 |
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aka CaLeB-
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Orly... Wait... yarly. :( |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 03:32 PM Post #10 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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NEVER MIND YOU PEOPLE! IF YOU HAD A *censored* SENSE OF HUMOR< YOU WOULD GET IT! |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| "L" | Feb 28 2007, 04:12 PM Post #11 |
Zetsubo Billy
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Fixed. |
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Currently Playing: F-zero GX, Link To The Past Currently Glitching: F - Zero GX ------------------------------------------------------- Snaking In F-zero GX. Time Attack: "2:30": <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXRQXCei86M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXRQXCei86M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>%mh%55%mh% | |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 04:42 PM Post #12 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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what?? you people are werid. are you trying to freak me out or somin? |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| Tedyz | Feb 28 2007, 06:17 PM Post #13 |
Ultimate pwnage.
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GET IN MAH BED BETCH! :) Kidding. |
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| The Monkey Overlord | Feb 28 2007, 08:11 PM Post #14 |
STUFFED PIZZA ROCKS!BOW DOWN TO IT
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OH NO! A BAD BOW WORD! WE IS ALL DOOMED! |
![]() ![]() quote from Darth Makar. "Lame people are lame." no duh.%mh%45%mh% | |
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| spyte | Feb 28 2007, 09:24 PM Post #15 |
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Chu Chu
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Oh fukk you God. |
The snake is notoriously tempting. %mh%150%mh% | |
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| Naoko | Feb 28 2007, 09:26 PM Post #16 |
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I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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Hey, we deserve SOMETHING after all the crap he stuck girls with. |
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| Troopa | Feb 28 2007, 10:21 PM Post #17 |
Deku Scrub
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Men and women have roughly the same intelligence. However, men are physically better, because we are naturally stronger, faster, and our bodies don't self-destruct every month for a week. :) |
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| Ginnoir | Feb 28 2007, 10:27 PM Post #18 |
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AkA 3nigmax
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o yea then whats with the woman being the one that fell for LAWLZ IF U EATZ0RZ TEH FRUITZ, G0D W0N7 BE TEH MADZ0RZ? lol jk anyway women self destruct once a month for a few days and they think that gives them an excuse to being really ***chy? men have the blood drained out of their body 8 times a day, most of the time when they dont even want it to be. |
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| Troopa | Feb 28 2007, 10:32 PM Post #19 |
Deku Scrub
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That blood stays in your body though. It just moves around. :) |
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| Ginnoir | Feb 28 2007, 10:36 PM Post #20 |
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AkA 3nigmax
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yea but still all of a sudden being lite headed 8 times a day for no reason most of the time, is really annoying |
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