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| Funny Haiku; Five-Seven-Five! | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 4 2006, 04:30 AM (465 Views) | |
| Naoko | Aug 4 2006, 04:30 AM Post #1 |
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Post random funny haiku here. I love pickles lots. They are my very bestest friends. Crunchy and juicy. Kitties are sooo cute! I have three little kitties. Kiki's my baby. Yay for Japanese. They made these poems and stuff: Anime, manga! I know that they sucked. I was really not trying. GO AWAY, MEANIE! |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 08:57 PM Post #2 |
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Spics ruin everything They destroyed Hudson County I think I hate them |
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| burnedalive | Aug 4 2006, 09:02 PM Post #3 |
RAWR!!!!!!! GRAH!!!!
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star wars rules star trek drools fu trekkies |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 10:37 PM Post #4 |
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I don't think u get it burnedalive. A haiku is 3 lines, the first being 5 syllables, the next line 7 syllables, and the last line 5 syllables. You did not exactly fit that critera. |
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| Panther III | Aug 4 2006, 10:46 PM Post #5 |
Meow!
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Not even close. XD |
Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." | |
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| Naoko | Aug 4 2006, 10:48 PM Post #6 |
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Lolly, you do realize that "Spics ruin everything" is 6 syllables, not 5. XD Lolly and Burned LAWL They really messed up a lot Real crappy haiku. L A W L Z. I'm kidding, guys. Sorry. Please don't be mad. ><;; My haiku is sucky, too. |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 10:56 PM Post #7 |
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No Silly, Spics ruin everything is 5 syllables spics is one, ruin is one, and everything is 3 dum dum! LAWL |
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| Panther III | Aug 4 2006, 10:58 PM Post #8 |
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ru-in |
Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." | |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 10:58 PM Post #9 |
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oh, and Lolly and Burned LAWL is only 4 L to the A to the W to the L |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 10:59 PM Post #10 |
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Its not pronoucned ru-in. I pronouce it "roon" You midwest people talk funny. |
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| Naoko | Aug 4 2006, 11:06 PM Post #11 |
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Yeah, and Jersey is pronounced "Joy-zee." Most Americans say it roo-in, Lolly. Not roon. See that? MOOOST. W00t. Hehee. |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 11:10 PM Post #12 |
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And the elite minority say roon. Don't make fun of Jersey Naoko, it will come back to bite you... :) |
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| Panther III | Aug 4 2006, 11:12 PM Post #13 |
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I wonder if cookie speaks with a joy-zee accent. |
Remember... Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." | |
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| LollyWolly | Aug 4 2006, 11:14 PM Post #14 |
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Cookie is from... oh shut up! Stupid farmer boy... |
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| Naoko | Aug 5 2006, 01:05 AM Post #15 |
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Lawlz, do you mean the Asians or the athiests? Illinois is so not a farm state. Not compared to Iowa. "I went through Iowa once. Looot of corn there. I kept going, figuring there'd eventually be something new, but nope. Just corn." |
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