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| Mr. Storm | May 10 2008, 01:58 AM |
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In honor of Mother's Day... (12:47:38 AM) Friend: I was talking to my mom earlier and I told her she had it easy cause she doesnt do anything (12:47:43 AM) Friend: she got all offended _______________ (12:50:26 AM) Friend: I asked her what she would be if she were a man and actually had to do something useful with her life (12:50:31 AM) Friend: She said she'd want to be an artist (12:50:49 AM) Friend: I laughed and said "yeah, so does everyone else" (12:51:15 AM) MrSt0rm: you are an ass to your mom (12:51:28 AM) MrSt0rm: srsly (12:51:34 AM) MrSt0rm: how're you gonna treat your wife? (12:51:42 AM) Friend: XD (12:52:17 AM) Friend: Now you know why I've only had one girlfriend, who was kinda a wreck, and even she dumped me after 2 months (12:52:31 AM) Friend: yes, I treated her the exact same way (12:52:51 AM) MrSt0rm: Good luck getting married and having 12 kids (12:52:58 AM) Friend: I'll adopt (12:53:06 AM) MrSt0rm: And the marriage? (12:53:16 AM) Friend: mailorder (12:53:30 AM) MrSt0rm: Get Russian, they're cheap and hot (12:53:52 AM) Friend: I was gonna look for something asian... (12:53:59 AM) MrSt0rm: Hmm (12:54:14 AM) MrSt0rm: Just go to Chinatown (12:54:28 AM) MrSt0rm: I'm sure they're selling down there |
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