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| God | Apr 20 2008, 02:40 PM |
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Greetings. I am the one who created it all. Seeing as how I haven't made an appearance in 10,000+ years, I figured I'd just go onto a computer and type all my feelings here. First of all, I'd like to thank for the 3 billion+ supporters who have really backed me up for the past 7.5K years. It really means a lot to me that half the people around Earth look up to me and accept me as their lord and savior. It's great that Earth is such a great world, they really know how to praise someone. I am still currently trying to get the people of Blorgon Orion XVII to believe in my existence, but I can't do that without making an appearance in person. Oh, I also would like to thank your pope for having mass at Yankee stadium today. It really means a lot to me that people are making large gatherings to make sure of my existence. I also want to thank all the rappers who credit me for helping them inspire their ability to write songs about thug life. They will get a special seat in heaven for this. Speaking of which. The commandments are all false. They were made by a drunk guy roughly about 2008 years ago. But, seriously, someone prove to Satan that they are all false. I want Hitler up here because I heard he throws killer birthday parties. Oh, and my real name is Phyllis MeFuji. But keep calling me God because it's easier to pronounce and because I've gotten use to being called God and Phyllis MeFuji might sound awkward because I haven't been called it in so long. Thanks and bless you all. <3 |
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