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| Tedyz | Mar 21 2008, 10:33 PM |
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Ultimate pwnage.
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 [I usually review games I've finished, but I had to review that one] Ha! You've gotta be kidding me. A game with that name shouldn't even exist. How dorky and bad does it sound? I mean, let's go back to one of my old review : Escape from bug island. With this kind of title, no one's willing to even give a *censored* to try it. So Dragon Blade, there's nothing here that makes you want to play it, nothing interesting. I heard about that game from my friend, he said he liked it, but that the controls were frustrating and didn't respond well. So I thought "Well, escape from bug island wasn't that great, but at least it was really funny, so I'll try dragon blade, even though the reviews are bad. Story : 1/10 I didn't bother with it. You have the power of Dragons (you must find them), and have to save your land/town/whatever the *censored* you have to save. That's about it. Controls : 2/10 Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. DAAAAAAAAAAMN. To move, it's fine, control stick. Yeah, but what about the attacks? Swing the wiimote. That sounds easy, but you don't even attack the way you want. You end up thrusting when you want to send the enemy flying. You press the Z button to jump, which is fine. The A button blocks, but you don't want to block. It sucks and doesn't work well. The controls are iresponsive and shallow. It made me want to throw my wiimote at the wall. Graphics : 4/10 Hahahaha. The only reason I give a four is for the fire effects. They look pretty good. Otherwise, no. It's plain ugly. Sounds : 7/10 That's more like it. No voice acting, but that's fine. I don't want to hear voice acting in that game. It's bad, so imagine the voice actors. The soundtrack's pretty good though. Each level has its own song. The sound effects are okay, but nothing big. Replay value : 0/10 I didn't bother finishing the game. I got really bored. The game was frustrating as *censored*. No replay value at all. So see this game that way : A clone of Drakengard/Dynasty Warriors/Samurai Warriors/etc that kind of games, but with bad controls and bad story. You do NOT want to play it. 2/10. |
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