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this is how to kill a telemarketer
"(Phone rings) Hello?"
"Hey, how you doing?"
"Um, how you doing?"
"I'm well."
"Who is this?"
"This is James."
"James? Do I know you, James?"
"I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent."
"Are you a telemarketer, James?"
"Yep."
"Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real bleeping job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the bleeping head. Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?"
"Okay."
"Alright, I'll see you later, James."
"Nice to talk to you."
"*censored* your mother, okay? Bye-bye."
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