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Should I do this? v2.0; I need YOUR help!
Topic Started: Nov 2 2006, 09:45 PM (387 Views)
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Well, I guess I don't need your help... but you can if you want to. If you didn't see the first "Should I do this?" thread, check the spam board.

Now this is the sequel. The spam has not stopped on my school e-mail and I think it's time to fight spam with spam. If the faculty sees how much spam there is, they're sure to take bulk-email away from students. I propose the creation of

"LINKUMS' DAILY NEWSLETTER!!1!SHIFT+ONE!1"

Which shall be sent out daily to every student in my class. Will they be annoyed? Most definitely. Will some find it humorous? Quite possibly. Will I get pummeled by football players? Extremely likely.

But how do you come in? I'm giving you (especially TheoreticFish) a chance to write the the newsletters. Of course they can't be offensive, but they can be about pretty much anything. I'll proof read them to make sure.

Now, I don't know for sure if I will actually send them out, but I'm very much considering it... I've already gotten encouragement about the idea from several students and teachers. So... let's see what you can come up with.
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TheoreticFish

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Nov 2 2006, 09:45 PM
I'm giving you (especially TheoreticFish) a chance to write the the newsletters.

What's that supposed to mean you ************ *******?
HUH??!?! *****!!!

*is kidding* XD

I don't get it...looks for spam thread....spammer <_<

(XD)
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Nov 2 2006, 09:48 PM
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Nov 2 2006, 09:45 PM
I'm giving you (especially TheoreticFish) a chance to write the the newsletters.

What's that supposed to mean you ************ *******?
HUH??!?! *****!!!

*is kidding* XD

I don't get it...looks for spam thread....spammer <_<

(XD)

I thought that you might be able to come up with an insane newsletter that I would send out to everyone in my class... comparing my spam to their spam basically. Though I can't just send e-mails that are simply spam. They have to have SOMETHING interesting in them... just like they don't get in trouble for their e-mails since they are about running for student government or saying happy birthday.
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Look for your old topic. I left a really retarded reply there. You might wanna use it.
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your teachers encourage spam? I'll suggest the most spammy thing I can think of without just going "ifdsgvhdgt21241%36@%$#2#%62fdvchdsgfysudgyf7d!!1!1"
start with a random thing like somthing about the magnetic man then go into somthing that people don't want to know about like well I have to go to the bathroom now I drank a lot of tee (mispelled on purpoise) so i got a go again I remeber the time I didn't make it.... when I was 6... er make that (insert your age). Also are toiletes suposed to have that green water?
you get my point.
or say somthing like my pet flie died 2 years ago today.... I sleptwith him every night then one day he was squished in my bed. And talk about dead pets or family even if they are fake.
Or go my dogs birthday is today
my dog got neutered yesterday.
I was peeping in the girls restroom and.... (oh you don't wanna be murderalized right)
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Nov 3 2006, 01:18 PM
your teachers encourage spam? I'll suggest the most spammy thing I can think of without just going "ifdsgvhdgt21241%36@%$#2#%62fdvchdsgfysudgyf7d!!1!1"
start with a random thing like somthing about the magnetic man then go into somthing that people don't want to know about like well I have to go to the bathroom now I drank a lot of tee (mispelled on purpoise) so i got a go again I remeber the time I didn't make it.... when I was 6... er make that (insert your age). Also are toiletes suposed to have that green water?
you get my point.
or say somthing like my pet flie died 2 years ago today.... I sleptwith him every night then one day he was squished in my bed. And talk about dead pets or family even if they are fake.
Or go my dogs birthday is today
my dog got neutered yesterday.
I was peeping in the girls restroom and.... (oh you don't wanna be murderalized right)

I was going to have it a bit more... making sense. If I did it. It wouldn't be outright spam, it'd just be another e-mail to add to everyone's inbox. Just like the happy birthdays and things aren't outright spam.
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jedi master bowser jr.

How about:
Hello, I am *insert your name here, Linkums*, and I would like to tell you about how the swallow digests its food.(From here on, get some stuff from wikipedia about swallows)If you did not like this, then stop sending me spam, or I will send you a virus that will make you turn into a weasel.*stop here*

Now, they probably will not be smart enough to actually realize you cannot turn them into a weasel, so if they talk to you about it at school, just say"Of course I can.It's basically a reprogramming of your DNA through the LAN."If they don't know what LAN or DNA mean, tell them"Wow.....now, see I'd hate to be you, because from now on, being a weasel will seem like a walk in the park compared to what I can do with the fact you don't know what LAN/DNA means"

Hey, it could work.



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I think that while bored in class you should compile a list of people in history who were born today, then send out that list to your class.

e.g: If you see Abe Lincoln today, remember to wish him a happy 234th birthday.

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Nov 3 2006, 04:01 PM
I think that while bored in class you should compile a list of people in history who were born today, then send out that list to your class.

e.g: If you see Abe Lincoln today, remember to wish him a happy 234th birthday.

hehe. I actually did think of that. I'm sure there's websites that'll tell me stuff like that too.
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lol! dude thats an awesome idea...but yeah, use Wikipedia to find out the most random things ever.
Like...did ya know gelatin is made by boiling pig skin for several hours! yum...can't wait for some jello.
Just do a random tidbit of info. Or...find some strange quote made by a famous person, take the quote completely out of context.
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jedi master bowser jr.
Nov 3 2006, 03:34 PM
How about:
Hello, I am *insert your name here, Linkums*, and I would like to tell you about how the swallow digests its food.(From here on, get some stuff from wikipedia about swallows)If you did not like this, then stop sending me spam, or I will send you a virus that will make you turn into a weasel.*stop here*

Now, they probably will not be smart enough to actually realize you cannot turn them into a weasel, so if they talk to you about it at school, just say"Of course I can.It's basically a reprogramming of your DNA through the LAN."If they don't know what LAN or DNA mean, tell them"Wow.....now, see I'd hate to be you, because from now on, being a weasel will seem like a walk in the park compared to what I can do with the fact you don't know what LAN/DNA means"

Hey, it could work.

How the swallow digests it's food? No No No! You want to explain the air speed velocity of an unliaden swallow then go on about witch kind could carry a coconut! then go on about liaden swallows if you must.
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lol, now THIS i think is a good idea. hey, remember the pi song? is it possible u could embed it into an email? oh and maybe u could make the title more attractive so ppl actually open it, unless its just there for ppl to delete it, then just make it linkums' newsletter.
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Nov 3 2006, 05:34 PM
lol, now THIS i think is a good idea. hey, remember the pi song? is it possible u could embed it into an email? oh and maybe u could make the title more attractive so ppl actually open it, unless its just there for ppl to delete it, then just make it linkums' newsletter.

It's mostly for people to delete it... but they will probably read it anyway. XD
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I just had an idea! Use the complaint generator!

*trys to remember pi*

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164

Wow. That was off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure it's all correct, too. I feel nerdy. O_o
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Nov 3 2006, 10:41 PM
I just had an idea! Use the complaint generator!

GOOD IDEA!!!! (btw this is linkums b/c i didn't realize krushr was logged in...) I really like that, and the funny thing is that a lot of people will think that I actually wrote it. They're just that dumb!
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