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Water Joke
Topic Started: Oct 26 2004, 01:13 AM (439 Views)
777rak
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ok do this following joke to someone:


First take two glasses, and a lid of a water bottel. Fill them ALL up with water.

Then to your freind/family/whoever..... say "I bet I can drink both of the glasses of water before you can drink the water bottel lid" He will then say yea sure. Then you say ok the RULES:: You can not touch my glass water in NO way, physical/motional. You can only start to drink when Im done with the first glass and put it on the table. Reapeat this to make sure he understands the rules



Answer:

Ok you start to drink the first glass(make sure he obeys the rules) When you are done drinking put the glass so it's above the water bottel lid. The lid is inside in the glass. Then you way I WIN!!!!


Let me know if you don't get it
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steve411
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hahahaha did you make that up?
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777rak
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lol no

So you got it Steve/liked it?
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lol thats nice i bit trouble some butnice. :D
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
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Arsenel
Nov 7 2004, 01:48 PM
lol thats nice i bit trouble some butnice. :D

:blink: huh :huh: im not sure what you said
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