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| The Parrot | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 14 2004, 08:56 PM (394 Views) | |
| Arsenel | Oct 14 2004, 08:56 PM Post #1 |
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Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive (curse word). Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?" |
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The way i want to base my life: We only live for a short time but are forever with God. There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each? Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need. Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost. Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life. | |
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| 777rak | Oct 14 2004, 11:14 PM Post #2 |
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Student Of The Word Of God
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:lol: lol that's funny Andrew
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| Arsenel | Nov 7 2004, 02:54 PM Post #3 |
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Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
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thanks got it in an e-mail |
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The way i want to base my life: We only live for a short time but are forever with God. There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each? Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need. Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost. Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life. | |
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lol that's funny Andrew

