Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Everyone Is Welcome Outreach Ministries Bringing You To Know Jesus Christ. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
You Know When...................
Topic Started: Oct 2 2004, 01:52 PM (993 Views)
Vision
Member Avatar
Administrator Of EIWOM
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
You know when you are getting tired when the turtle gets to the remote before you do
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
lol that is true/funny :lol: :lol:
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Vision
Member Avatar
Administrator Of EIWOM
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know when you are tired when you drop to sleep on the stairs


^^^^ that refers to Arsenel *cough cough cough*


:no comment: :lol:
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
lol o B)
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
steve411
Member Avatar
Member
You know you're tired when you mistake hand sanitizer for water. :P :lol:
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
lol Steve that would stuck
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
You know you are tired when you watch a replay of a war on Command and Conquer Generals and think its real
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
You know when you tired when you look are your post count and think that's how much money you have
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know when you are tired when you think a DVD is a frisbee
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Vision
Member Avatar
Administrator Of EIWOM
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know your head about to go when you start doing stuff like that ^^^
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Arsenel
Member Avatar
Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know you tired when you think vision's idea for a thread is good
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
lol Andrew


You know when you tired when your cell-phone rings(at 8:00 AM) and you think it's your alarm clock, and you press talk thinking it's the snooze but ythe person on the other end hears you sleep talk/snore


I know this is probaly not that funny sorry
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Vision
Member Avatar
Administrator Of EIWOM
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
yeah it is, you know when things are good and God is smiling on you and the mercy of God is upon you when you drop to sleep on a limb in a tree and role and do not fall off
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Arsenel
Member Avatar
Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know your tried/asleep/WAKE UP MAN when you mistake a bottle of soy sauce (a VERY salty, black liquid used in many chinese dishes) for a bottle of coke-cola...... jads know the story.... let just say the kitchen was covered in black.... and my mouth :eek :pray :pray
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
lol i know what soy sauce is. I use it ALOT


lol man that is funny


You know you are tired when you think the shampoo is the styling jell
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
steve411
Member Avatar
Member
777rak
Oct 25 2004, 09:26 PM
lol i know what soy sauce is. I use it ALOT


lol man that is funny


You know you are tired when you think the shampoo is the styling jell

HAHA! Had that happen to me before... :lol: I was getting ready for school, and in a hurry i used it instead of gel. :P
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Arsenel
Member Avatar
Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know ur tried when you you are on ur bed doze off for a few seconds than have to ask ur mom/dad if you were going to sleep or waking up.
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
steve411
Oct 27 2004, 12:42 PM
777rak
Oct 25 2004, 09:26 PM
lol i know what soy sauce is. I use it ALOT


lol man that is funny


You know you are tired when you think the shampoo is the styling jell

HAHA! Had that happen to me before... :lol: I was getting ready for school, and in a hurry i used it instead of gel. :P

lol really :o :blink: :eek lol


you know when you are tired when......................................................................................................................... someone scares the crud out of you when you were asleep :D :P
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
steve411
Member Avatar
Member
You know you're tired when you have no idea what ryan is saying? ;) kidding
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
777rak
Member Avatar
Student Of The Word Of God
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
you know when you're tired when at breakfast, you read the newspaper and it's a day old
Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Jokes · Next Topic »
Add Reply