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Baseball In Heaven; Enjoy
Topic Started: Jun 19 2004, 08:19 PM (749 Views)
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Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond.

"John is that you?" Dave asked.

"Yes, it's me," John replied.

"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven."

"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
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lol that not bad news thats great news........:lol:
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
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true :)
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
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Jun 19 2004, 07:19 PM
Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond.

"John is that you?" Dave asked.

"Yes, it's me," John replied.

"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven."

"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

lol nice one! *sigh I hope that's in Heaven* lol
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I don't know how to put it but i'll try putting it this way......

In heaven everything that is nice/happy/ good will be thier ................. so yes they would have baseball in heaven.... and criket, football. soccer and every other good wholesome sport... :)
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
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true I would have to agree :)
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
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:D
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
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:D :lol: :jump
Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child

being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6)

KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8)
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"You're pitching tommorow night"


haha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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thatsnot so bad... is it??
The way i want to base my life:

We only live for a short time but are forever with God.

There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each?

Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need.

Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost.

Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life.
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Jul 7 2004, 11:22 AM
I don't know how to put it but i'll try putting it this way......

In heaven everything that is nice/happy/ good will be thier ................. so yes they would have baseball in heaven.... and criket, football. soccer and every other good wholesome sport... :)

true true


yipee i will be albe to play baseball in Heaven!


hmmm i wonder if the team is Angels VS Humans/Christains lol
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