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| Calories......that don't count.; :D | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 29 2004, 12:39 PM (589 Views) | |
| JesusIsLord | Mar 29 2004, 12:39 PM Post #1 |
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Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don't count: CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But don't worry, because the calories don't count. FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and now regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down. OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half of it. INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening. So are chocolate chip cookies! However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore, make chocolate chip cookies often but don't eat them. LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it in the kitchen. TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories. This may have something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. In fact, entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this purpose. ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries. CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college. CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream socials and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from calories. I heard this last Sunday. LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten with the other hand has no calories. AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories. Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and through the soles of the feet into the floor. Walking seems to accelerate this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival actually has a calorie deficit. :lol: |
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Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow. The highest courage is to dare to be yourself in the face of adversity. Choosing right over wrong, ethics over convenience, and truth over popularity…these are the choices that measure your life. Travel the path of integrity without looking back, for there is never a wrong time to do the right thing. | |
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| Arsenel | Mar 30 2004, 08:56 PM Post #2 |
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Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
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Cha so that means i weight nothing. YES. YAHOOOOO. but you know now i feel fat. JAKE do calories eaten while feeling emotional fat count? |
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The way i want to base my life: We only live for a short time but are forever with God. There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each? Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need. Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost. Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life. | |
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| Vision | Jul 9 2004, 04:02 PM Post #3 |
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I lost what????????????????????/ :lol: |
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Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6) KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8) | |
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| Arsenel | Oct 14 2004, 09:15 PM Post #4 |
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Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
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for get it this is thread is dead ...for now |
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The way i want to base my life: We only live for a short time but are forever with God. There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each? Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need. Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost. Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life. | |
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| 777rak | Oct 14 2004, 11:36 PM Post #5 |
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lol Liz where did u get that? |
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| Vision | Oct 21 2004, 10:57 AM Post #6 |
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hey the best thing has happened to me and it can happen to you to, you can believe and Pray to God and make the same decision I did, Pray ask God to forgive you of your sins and He will hear you He loves you He will forgive you and make you His child being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ (Philippians 1:6) KEEP COMING (Luke 18:1-8) | |
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| Arsenel | Nov 7 2004, 02:53 PM Post #7 |
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Faith is the ability to believe in what has not happen.
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ok i think it now in the resurection phase now.
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The way i want to base my life: We only live for a short time but are forever with God. There are three thing in this world that matter God, time and Love. One is forever with us, One is forever carrying us and One is forever moving us. How do you see each? Always ask and always recieve and never forget your friends in need. Always enjoy what you are doing for time well spent is never lost. Yesterday is stone, Tommorrow is mist, today is the day to choose how to shape your life. | |
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