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The Ultimate Truth Of Edd's Hat; It involves Valve.
Topic Started: Mar 20 2012, 02:26 AM (345 Views)
Colton O'Weekly
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AS I SAID ON T3E:

I say he has Half-Life Episode 3 under it.

Gabe Newell made him hide it. That's why the other two are shocked, and why Edd can't show it to anyone. No one can know that Half-Life Episode 3 was made, or they'd force Valve to release it before never.

It's simply undeniable fact.

You may bow at my superior theory making skills.
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Waffles
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What.
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Jaha Canon
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Sooo.... is this going to turn into an actual Eds discussion?
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Colton O'Weekly
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Hard to discuss something that's undeniable, Jaha.

But yes. IT might.

Does anyone have alternatives to Edd's hat's secret?
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TrapEds
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I suppose this would be funnier if I had any inkling of the game Half-Life.

Uhm...


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goshdarnit, this topic is so ollllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddd...

HE HAS BLACK HAIR. Long, luscious black hair that every fangirl out there ('cept me) fawn over. Out of all the conspiracies out there, this is the only one I find even remotely plausible. That, and a scar from the dodgeball incident. :shrug:
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AnimatEd
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Trap-Eds,Mar 20 2012
05:20 AM
I suppose this would be funnier if I had any inkling of the game Half-Life.

Ditto. Fandom jokes are really hard to enjoy when we're not part of the fandom. :P

Is there really not already an Edd's hat thread here? If there is, I'm not sure a joke is worth a new one. I'm so tired of posting other theories on Edd's hat, though, haha...
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Waffles
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Presumably, he has a head under his hat.
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PurpleVision
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I had 9p, only to let it slip away.
Maybe there's nothing under the hat. His head just sort of cuts off about halfway up.
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Jaha Canon
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I am not sure if there is an Edd's hat thread here considering we didn't move to this forum until not too long before the movie was released.

It was already a kind of worn out topic. :haha

Here's a new(?) theory, though- what if what's under Edd's hat isn't something he's embarrassed about at all? What if it's a top secret experiment?

Hmmm... :/
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Kirkland22
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But he's able to jostle his head around and not have to worry about anything special and fragile that could be up there. My theory is that he's bald and doesn't like it or it was the mysterious "Dodgeball Incident" that caused it.
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PurpleVision
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I had 9p, only to let it slip away.
My theory is that he actually has a luxurious head of glorious hair under that hat, one that, while perhaps feminine in appearance, does nothing to diminish his strong presence.

Still, he fears reprisal from his so-called "friends" should they ever discover the true beauty that is his and his alone, but all that will change in this fanfic I'm writing when he meets a cute girl called Purple, who truly understands him like nobody else does.

Over time he learns to let down the barriers he has set up in his heart, and the two come to bond in a special way.

...

Then they explode and Tony Jaa backflips off an elephant and kills people.
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Colton O'Weekly
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Kirkland22,Mar 20 2012
03:20 PM
But he's able to jostle his head around and not have to worry about anything special and fragile that could be up there. My theory is that he's bald and doesn't like it or it was the mysterious "Dodgeball Incident" that caused it.

But didn't he have the hat in the flashback to when they were younger?

Unless that's not canon.

If it is canon, then that kinda rules out the "Dodgeball Incident" I'd say.
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TrapEds
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Why would the flashback ep not be canon? XD

I remember a while back AnimatEd suggested that Edd got his hat when he was younger, and then whatever happened to him happened, he, uhh, HAPPENED to have a hat to cover it up.
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Jones Butter-Toast
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What a guy. :D
Colton O'Weekly,Mar 20 2012
02:26 AM
AS I SAID ON T3E:

I say he has Half-Life Episode 3 under it.

Gabe Newell made him hide it. That's why the other two are shocked, and why Edd can't show it to anyone. No one can know that Half-Life Episode 3 was made, or they'd force Valve to release it before never.

It's simply undeniable fact.

You may bow at my superior theory making skills.

XD OMG

I totally understand this joke and I'm not even a hardcore gamer like 90% of the Internet is.

I really think the reason why he can't take his hat off is because he has a hat under it, and a hat under his hat and another one under that, and it goes on and on.

He has the power of infinity, thus he can't tell anyone, not even Ed and Eddy.
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Jones Butter-Toast,Mar 21 2012
09:31 AM

He has the power of infinity, thus he can't tell anyone, not even Ed and Eddy.

but :ed & :eddy have seen what's :edd 's hat
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PurpleVision
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I had 9p, only to let it slip away.
It's an invisible pink unicorn.
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Freddy
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Truth is, Double D is secretly a Brony, and he is hiding his love for MLP:FiM under his hat.
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