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| Nienna | Oct 6 2008, 11:12 PM Post #1 |
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It's My Life I'm Living, Not Yours.
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Dear Zain, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night when I threw up outside of Chicago. I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the results of the blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your collection of Barbie Dolls. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Jess Pinched this off of a friend from her Facebook page :ph43r: Fill in the blanks with the matching word or phrase from the list below. Here's the template: Dear (the person of the opposite sex you last talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. ___12___, -Your name- 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - The first of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When I quoted Santa October - When we skinny dipped November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Hit on Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avacado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - my kid rock collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs; Man O.C.; Emotional One Tree Hill; Open Heroes; Frostbitten Lost; High House; Scarred Simpsons; Cowardly The news; Mongolic Idol; Masochistic Family Guy; Senile Top Model; Middle-class 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That you have never noticed it Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - The cut toenails Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - Our matching snoopy-bibs Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your suicide note G/H - Your socks I/J - The results of blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your neighbour Martin O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Always have loved having you as a friend I/J - Never openly mocked K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant- Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go and milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - buzz off now France - In pain |
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~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~ <img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:999&chld=WACANY" width="440" height="220" ><br/>visited 3 states (6%)<br/><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a> or <a href="http://www.tonjafabritz.com/nederlands">vertaling nederlands duits?</a> | |
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| steph | Oct 7 2008, 09:58 AM Post #2 |
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don't be frightened of turning the page
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OH I saw this on MS and kept meaning to do it! Dear Chace, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night on the first of May at the mental hospital. I saw you pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching Snoopy bibs to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always loved having eggplant. greetings to your frog Leonard, Steph. |
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| steph | Oct 9 2008, 03:31 PM Post #3 |
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don't be frightened of turning the page
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I'm going to do this again with some made up answers, just to bring me LOLs. Dear David, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night in August when I saw the shrunken head in your closet. I saw you pour syrup on My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your collection of Barbie Dolls. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Steph
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| Nienna | Oct 9 2008, 03:40 PM Post #4 |
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It's My Life I'm Living, Not Yours.
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rofl! Love it! XD I'll do another one later today
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~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~ <img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:999&chld=WACANY" width="440" height="220" ><br/>visited 3 states (6%)<br/><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a> or <a href="http://www.tonjafabritz.com/nederlands">vertaling nederlands duits?</a> | |
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| Nienna | Oct 23 2008, 10:41 PM Post #5 |
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It's My Life I'm Living, Not Yours.
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Dear Roy, I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert . I think I realized it that night when I threw up in your apartment. I saw you hit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship. In pain, Me |
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~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~ <img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:999&chld=WACANY" width="440" height="220" ><br/>visited 3 states (6%)<br/><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a> or <a href="http://www.tonjafabritz.com/nederlands">vertaling nederlands duits?</a> | |
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| Geo~Toni | Apr 15 2009, 08:43 PM Post #6 |
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Mystical being
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Dear Harp, I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia want you. I think I realized it that night When I saw the shrunken head Outside of Chicago. I saw you Hit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your socks as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Your collection of Barbie Dolls. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Geo |
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Blessed be, Geo Toni x~X~x Visit my Livejournal & Myspace Pages ![]() 12th May 07 ~ Club Delicacy, London. 27th September 07 ~ Time Machine Tour, Birmingham 17th Feb 08 ~ This side 2 Tour, Birmingham | |
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| violetroses | May 1 2009, 11:08 PM Post #7 |
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On the good ship Lollipop
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Dear Curtis, I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting . I think I realized it that night when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital . I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the Boston Celtics. Go and drown yourself Lynne-Marie :lol: |
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| Geo~Toni | May 3 2009, 11:45 AM Post #8 |
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Mystical being
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Dear Stephen, I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it that night When i saw the shrunken head In your closet. I saw you Drive out My best friend. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your socks as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Eggplant. Buzz off now, Geo not as good as my first one. |
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Blessed be, Geo Toni x~X~x Visit my Livejournal & Myspace Pages ![]() 12th May 07 ~ Club Delicacy, London. 27th September 07 ~ Time Machine Tour, Birmingham 17th Feb 08 ~ This side 2 Tour, Birmingham | |
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