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Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 11:12 PM (166 Views)
Nienna
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It's My Life I'm Living, Not Yours.
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Dear Zain,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night when I threw up outside of Chicago. I saw you ignore my best friend.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt.

I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the results of the blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of your collection of Barbie Dolls.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Jess












Pinched this off of a friend from her Facebook page :ph43r: :P

Fill in the blanks with the matching word or phrase from the list below.

Here's the template:

Dear (the person of the opposite sex you last talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When I quoted Santa
October - When we skinny dipped
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Hit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avacado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - The cut toenails
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your suicide note
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your neighbour Martin
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have loved having you as a friend
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain

~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~
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steph
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OH I saw this on MS and kept meaning to do it!


Dear Chace,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night on the first of May at the mental hospital. I saw you pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning our matching Snoopy bibs to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I always loved having eggplant.

greetings to your frog Leonard,
Steph.















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steph
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I'm going to do this again with some made up answers, just to bring me LOLs.

Dear David,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night in August when I saw the shrunken head in your closet. I saw you pour syrup on My John F. Kennedy-statue.

I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.

I'm returning Your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your collection of Barbie Dolls.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Steph


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Nienna
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rofl! Love it! XD I'll do another one later today ;)

~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~
<img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:999&chld=WACANY" width="440" height="220" ><br/>visited 3 states (6%)<br/><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a> or <a href="http://www.tonjafabritz.com/nederlands">vertaling nederlands duits?</a>
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Nienna
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Dear Roy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert . I think I realized it that night when I threw up in your apartment. I saw you hit on Donald Duck.

I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful I've felt.

I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.

In pain,
Me

~Darren Hayes @ Joe's Pub New York City 03/29/07 ~
<img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:999&chld=WACANY" width="440" height="220" ><br/>visited 3 states (6%)<br/><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a> or <a href="http://www.tonjafabritz.com/nederlands">vertaling nederlands duits?</a>
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Geo~Toni
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Dear Harp,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia want you. I think I realized it that night When I saw the shrunken head Outside of Chicago. I saw you Hit on The crazy monk.

I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand How awful I've felt.

I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your socks as a memory.
You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Your collection of Barbie Dolls.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Geo
Blessed be, Geo Toni x~X~x

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Dear Curtis,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting . I think I realized it that night when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital . I saw you hit on my father.

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of the Boston Celtics.

Go and drown yourself
Lynne-Marie




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Geo~Toni
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Dear Stephen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it that night When i saw the shrunken head In your closet. I saw you Drive out My best friend.

I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How boring you are.

I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your socks as a memory.
You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Eggplant.

Buzz off now,
Geo


not as good as my first one.
Blessed be, Geo Toni x~X~x

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