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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 17 2007, 08:41 AM (300 Views) | |
| Almtnman | Dec 17 2007, 08:41 AM Post #1 |
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved..... |
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| Toothless Dawg | Dec 17 2007, 09:25 AM Post #2 |
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... Along these same lines, even though there is no longer a 'DRAFT' it is still a requirement to register for the draft
Closed Doors Link Additionally, if you go to the link listed below and scroll to the bottom of the page, you will find a chart labelled 'Who Must Register'. Under the 'aliens' part of the chart you find a listing in the YES column for "Undocumented (Illegal)' Aliens" Who Must Register Link? I don't know how many times American Citizens must tell their government representatives that we want these illegal aliens booted out of the country. Time after time Americans bring up statistics, examples, cause & effect of the damage these lawbreaking trespassers cause in this country. Either the government (local, state, federal) officials are traitors to America or they are traitors to their oath. Its time to clean house  
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| VMI84 | Dec 17 2007, 11:20 AM Post #3 |
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To help comprehend the cost of illegals I would suggest you talk to a doctor or nurse. One of my sisters is a nurse in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Va. She tells me they have a heart units were there is times the only people who speak English are the staff. Most are illegals but must be treated by law. California has had to close hospitals as they ran out of money due to the illegals being treated. I knew a nurse who worked in El Paso and literally saw Mexicans crawling to the emergency room in labor. They wanted to give birth in the USA to get the benefits. They get laid and the American taxpayer gets screwed. :wacko: During the recent fires in California several illegals were badly burned and the intensive medical care was costing thousands of dollars a day. Had they not been in the country illegally they would not have been burned. I wonder if they signed up for the draft? We should have just stabilized them and shipped them back to their country. If they die. Not our problem. I agree. Enough is Enough. It is time to start Operation Wet Back II. We need ship all illegals back to include Mexicans, Irish , Nigerians, Canadians, etc.. All of them must go. |
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| Toothless Dawg | Dec 17 2007, 01:15 PM Post #4 |
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VMI84 Agree with you ... my wife was working in the hospital emergency room in our county. Every day she told of illegals who when asked for ID would pick an ID out of their pocket (John Smith, 6'2", 200, White Male) ... when told this wasn't their ID they could pick another until they found one what was accepted. They found that if they walked in to the Emergency room, there would be a long wait as in all emergency rooms. They learned that if they called 9-1-1 they could get a free ride and be admitted directly to a room. Of course, they were using this service after getting drunk the night before and throwing up ... the doctor would have to hydrate them and turn them loose. Our squad members soon became pretty good at triage and wouldn't bring the illegals into the squad entrance but would take them to the main entrance ... most of the time the illegals would leave the hospital instead of wait. Now my wife works at the court system so she is collecting fines from the illegals instead of admitting them for services. At least millions of dollars and possibly billions is spent yearly on these scum. |
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| Ali | Dec 17 2007, 08:40 PM Post #5 |
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Almtnman - Carlin is not only funny, but he's got some great ideas! |
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| gobblerblaster | Dec 22 2007, 11:04 PM Post #6 |
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I think Carlin is wrong on a lot of things but, he hit the nail on the head here. |
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| nuzzlebunny | Dec 23 2007, 12:42 AM Post #7 |
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Snopes says Carlin didn't pen this... http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp What Carlin had to say about stuff floating about that isn't his.... DON'T BLAME ME Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me. Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they're flyin' around the Internet, they're probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it's embarrassing to see my name on it. And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff. HOW TO SPOT A FAKE Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. If you see something with my name on it, and you really need to find out if it's mine, post a question on my bulletin board http://georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html |
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| Almtnman | Dec 23 2007, 08:59 AM Post #8 |
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Well, whoever did write it hit the nail on the head! |
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