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| How many Christians does it take to change a light | |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Nov 2 2007, 11:16 PM Post #1 |
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ALL this is meant to be funny! so enjoy and SMILE! How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic : None Use candles only. Baptists : At least 15 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken Episcopalians : 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormon : 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how To do it. Unitarians : We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinte d, all of which are equally valid parts to lu minescence. Methodists : Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. Y ou can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans : None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish : What's a light bulb? |
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| Culture Warrior | Nov 4 2007, 06:27 AM Post #2 |
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 Atheists are not Christians, but seeing as this is all in fun....... Atheists NONE - don't believe there is a light bulb |
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| 3006 | Nov 4 2007, 12:18 PM Post #3 |
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CW, I can't believe it. I almost posted that same think,but with all the yelling about lately I stopped short. Great post though.If I had a great mind I'd say great minds think alike but ya might have me by a smig on that. |
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| Condor | Nov 5 2007, 05:07 PM Post #4 |
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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? We don't know, the room is full and they've lost the bulb. |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Nov 5 2007, 05:44 PM Post #5 |
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They have no PLAN to change the bulb but they DO have a plan to complain about the lack of light!! |
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