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Look what I found!; It made me smile!
Tweet Topic Started: Oct 18 2007, 06:07 PM (215 Views)
Ali	Oct 18 2007, 06:07 PM Post #1
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,565 Group: Member Member #102 Joined: December 1, 2006	I found this today and I bought it!!



Almtnman	Oct 18 2007, 06:28 PM Post #2
Administrator Posts: 5,413 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 22, 2004	We'll have to keep an eye on her and see if she starts squirming.



Toothless Dawg	Oct 18 2007, 07:11 PM Post #3
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	I agree with James ... if I see thunderthighs suddenly begin hitting herself over the head with a hammer or slapping herself while her head spins in circles ... I'll know wha's going on and yell loudly and continuously, "GO ALI GO GIRL ... !!!!!"



Ali	Oct 18 2007, 09:31 PM Post #4
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,565 Group: Member Member #102 Joined: December 1, 2006	I honestly thought the whole thing was disrespectful and kind of scary ....but hillyarious! "Stick it to her, before she sticks it to you"!! Ain't that the truth!! I stuffed her back in the box after I took the picture! Pete will find many uses for it! He can squeeze her little neck during the football games, or try to give her a bout of DiARRhEa during the next debate!! She came with a package of pins! Just figured if I bought it, I would be putting in an investment for my great grand kids college education when it's worth even a bigger laugh on E-bay in the future!



Sunshine	Oct 19 2007, 05:24 AM Post #5
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearc...n=9780762429653 Buy one here at Barnes and Noble.



Duke	Oct 19 2007, 02:53 PM Post #6
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	A funny; Do do that voodoo you do do so weeell. If we had one them, who eee gee boards, we could find out which whodoo of the voodoo we should do. Hey, we could find out who will win the elections, that would be sweeell. By: Duke :plaf:, do me do good? Uh oooh, I got a problem, ga ga ga go figger? If we ask the, who ee gee, who's gonna win, does that mean nothing we do do as far as whodoos with the voodoo can override it? Would one of those, magic eight balls, that answers questions help, and specially if it agrees with the who eee gee? Two to one, wins right? Don't answer those questions, life's so complicated, we'll probably just wind up with a president that limps, has one eye, a bad case of heartburn, and a seroius case of the squirts from both ends! I'm going to play with my slinky afor I git a needle in my good eye too. Uh oooh, my stomach is growling, does that mean someone thinks I'm running for president or just don't like me? Never mind, I got my pair of glasses and I think a meatloaf samich will take ker of the growls. Boing ! This just in my brain, I remember someone bought me one of those hair brushes for bald men for a birthday present , that's right it didn't have any bristles. Nonono, I don't want to hear it! I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every mi-nu-toe of it. Ldeis dna gntelemn Dkue hsa lfet, utb slahl rurten. Sninigg; Ym wfie hsa a barnd nwe prai fo rlloer saktes, I gto a barnd nwe kye Just think about it, I had to edit that fer spel'n, now that's spooky even if it ain't hollerween yit! I ain't even believe'n I misspelt "ker" !:o



Ali	Oct 20 2007, 09:17 PM Post #7
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,565 Group: Member Member #102 Joined: December 1, 2006	It's people just like you and me that have not been able to overcome the disrespect for the people we MAY call our "Leader" someday. I know that I can't relate to a person who doesn't have a straight answer when asked a question, and who has one hundred million dollars just to RUN for President. It doesn't seem right, it doesn't seem fair. Lies and cover ups. Scandals in their past and present. (Please post the thing you sent me GWEH) They may talk about 'middle class' America, but middle class America all know that talk is cheap and lies are dirty. It's like that nervous laughter when I was young and walked into someones calling hour's ....you don't want to laugh, but you don't want to cry either. Stupid, stupid fear! I don't know what you were trying to get across Duke, but that's OK! I don't know what I was trying to get across - just trying to look at the brighter side of it all!



Duke	Oct 23 2007, 11:09 PM Post #8
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Ali, I thought you made this topic for fun and I went with it, if I made a mistake, I'm sorry. This two lines ought to have been a big hint as to me trying to be funny; "A Funny;" & "Nonono, I don't want to hear it! I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every mi-nu-toe of it. :)" (mi-nu-toe meant minute.) 98% or more of what I wrote was just me having fun. A couple thoughts and NOT meant as an attack on you or anyone that has posted in this topic in any way; As far as being disrespectful to Hilda Beast Clinton, she needs to be respectful and isn't, she is a liar, a con, supports killing babies, killing human embryos for scientific research( she in my opinion is partly to blame for the mass murder of them), she is a flip flopper and a lieing suck up to get the power she so thinks she deserves and doesn't, the list of course is much longer. I do not respect Congressmen; Reid, Chappaquidic Kennedy, Pelosi, Murtha, Ron Paul, John Kerry, and a whole longer list of Dims., there's some Reps., that I don't respect either, I do respect the offices they hold, but not the nutcases that fill those offices. I suppose it comes to this, if they want respect as people they should be respectful to America, our Troops, our heritage, the other politicians, etc. I heard that Hildabeast said something like, " I have a lot of ideas that America can't afford" a true, but campaign response went something like this " America can't afford Hillary!" I agree, America can't afford her not only fiscally, but morally! No I don't respect her and she can't lie enough to change that. Thanks, Duke Separate note to all: For anyone that does not remember or know what some of the things I mentioned are in "Posted on Oct 19 2007, 01:53 PM"; The "Eight Ball" I spoke of was one of those toys sold back in the late 60's and early 70's and they may still be around today. I saw one in some commercial or show within the last year. It is a liquid filled glass container surrounded by a hard black plastic ball shape with the white number eight on it with a small section of glass exposed, it looks like an 8 ball from the game of billiards/pool, has yes, no and a few other answers in it and one would ask it a question and shake it and the thing with the answers would float up to the little piece of exposed glass. The "who-ee-gee board" meant ouigi board and I think most folks know what those look like and people ask it questions too. My writing was a twist or mix, a take off on the voodoo doll that I thought was posted for fun. I hope some folks caught the humor and enjoyed it. The former POTUS that moooooved to NYC and got voted in as (D)"Senator" Hillary Clinton of New York, though personally a character and a laughing stock to many of us is still a serious threat to what is truly good about America. I'm not laughing as much now as when I made my first post in what seemed to be a funny topic to me. If someone else wants to show her respect, that is up to them. Some of us remember seeing Pres. Bill Clinton in a church service with a tear rolling down onto his cheek, I was touched by that and prayed for him wanting very very much for God's will in his life, I still pray for him ocassionally, but I still don't respect him for what he did as Gov. of Arkansas(?w) or as a 2 term Pres. or what he does even today. I pray for a lot of people that I don't respect what they do or stand for. Jesus still loved the people He called, hypocrites, white graves painted white full of dead men's bones, vipers(snakes), etc., etc. He called them that right to their faces and they earned it and had a chance(s) to change. No, I have no problem saying some(most) of the folks I mentioned are liars, etc., etc., as long as it is the truth and yes, I do want them to go to heaven, but not like most of them are now. I pray they change, but I must oppose them in their present state. I thank God we live in what is left of America where we can still speak about most things, but the lopesided leftist so-called PC has hurt this country and wants to do worse. many of them are socialist and that in itself is anti-American. Sorry folks ( maybe) about getting into some kind of sermonette Those were just some of my thoughts on disrespecting some of the people that are in some degree of power. Thanks, Duke



Ali	Oct 24 2007, 06:34 PM Post #9
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,565 Group: Member Member #102 Joined: December 1, 2006	Nooo, Duke!! Just for fun!! Pete stuck her with a few pins and said it made him feel much better!! I figure when he's done sticking her, I sew a squeaky inside and give her to Bud to naw on!!



Duke	Oct 24 2007, 10:49 PM Post #10
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Duke,Oct 19 2007 01:53 PM A funny; Do do that voodoo you do do so weeell. If we had one them, who eee gee boards, we could find out which whodoo of the voodoo we should do. Hey, we could find out who will win the elections, that would be sweeell. By: Duke :plaf:, do me do good? Uh oooh, I got a problem, ga ga ga go figger? If we ask the, who ee gee, who's gonna win, does that mean nothing we do do as far as whodoos with the voodoo can override it? Would one of those, magic eight balls, that answers questions help, and specially if it agrees with the who eee gee? Two to one, wins right? Don't answer those questions, life's so complicated, we'll probably just wind up with a president that limps, has one eye, a bad case of heartburn, and a seroius case of the squirts from both ends! I'm going to play with my slinky afor I git a needle in my good eye too. Uh oooh, my stomach is growling, does that mean someone thinks I'm running for president or just don't like me? Never mind, I got my pair of glasses and I think a meatloaf samich will take ker of the growls. Boing ! This just in my brain, I remember someone bought me one of those hair brushes for bald men for a birthday present , that's right it didn't have any bristles. Nonono, I don't want to hear it! I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every mi-nu-toe of it. Ldeis dna gntelemn Dkue hsa lfet, utb slahl rurten. Sninigg; Ym wfie hsa a barnd nwe prai fo rlloer saktes, I gto a barnd nwe kye Just think about it, I had to edit that fer spel'n, now that's spooky even if it ain't hollerween yit! I ain't even believe'n I misspelt "ker" !:o Ali, Bless you heart, I thought it was for fun and so did the others, but then I felt like I had to answer something in a post. I thought the topic was for fun, that's why I posted my first post I just quoted. I hope folks will go on with the fun, I'll try to get us back on track in my next post. Thanks, Duke



Duke	Oct 24 2007, 11:07 PM Post #11
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Ali,Oct 18 2007 05:07 PM I found this today and I bought it!! Hilda Beast, get one for every home in America, comes with pins included. For full effect more pins may be needed, order online, now. While you are waiting for your order of extra pins feel free to use your own straight pins, sewing needles, nails, ice pick, tooth picks, etc., etc. Warning!!! Do keep in mind Hilda Beast has plans for sticking it to you big time too when she becomes president, she's already been practicing sticking it to people for years! After reading that warning, forget the pins, toothpicks, and nails go straight for the pick axes, cherry bombs, M80s, rottweilers and bull dogs, think about Hillary in office with a bad case of PMS!!! Great googly moogly hand me my tire tool ! Duke Off topic idea; I was thinking of an Obama doll, it would be different in ways though. It would have a soft body for sticking in the included flag pin. The arms would be stiff and the right arm would have to be bent or broke so the right hand could be put over the heart for the salute to the American flag, also included. At least one could see the doll show some real patriotism, 'cause Obama sure won't.



Ali	Oct 27 2007, 10:43 PM Post #12
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,565 Group: Member Member #102 Joined: December 1, 2006	They couldn't even make her pretty as a doll!



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