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| Tweet Topic Started: May 1 2007, 01:27 PM (797 Views) | |
| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 11 2007, 10:29 AM Post #41 |
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Ever had a green bean shoved up your nose???? How about a carrot stick ???? Better yet pal make way for the Turkey drum stick off your FOREHEAD! WHACK! |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 11 2007, 10:30 AM Post #42 |
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WHAT? Like that stuff is going to help me win a food fight! You must be kidding! NOPE solid food baby SOLID food. |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 11 2007, 10:32 AM Post #43 |
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HEY I resemble that comment! |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 11 2007, 08:22 PM Post #44 |
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CRIPES, I FEEL LIKE A DANG SNOWMAN --- CARROT / BEAN NOSE --- TURKEY LEG HORN----- LOOKOUT!!! HERE COME SOME HARD BOILED EGGS......HEY, THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MESS --- BRING ON THE EGGS BEFORE THE BOILING!!!! SO, YOU LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, EH!?!?? CHERRY PIE, TOO, HUH?!?!? OOOO, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A STAIN
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| Toothless Dawg | Oct 11 2007, 08:28 PM Post #45 |
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Tha's it!!! I've sat here and been splattered with green beans, dog 'P', frisbee pancakes, carrots and turkey drumsticks .... at my age I can't see very good at all. The only thing I can do is respond with a 'shotgun' ................. Here come the grits at both ya'll |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 11 2007, 09:01 PM Post #46 |
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SORRY, BUT THAT'S 'OL DUKE'S DOIN'S. YA SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TA STAND BY THOSE HILLARY SIGNS, ANYHOW........ WHAT WERE YA DOIN' BY THE SIGN ANYHOW??? OH, DOIN' THE SAME THING THE DOG WAS DOIN' :garfield:??? |
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| Toothless Dawg | Oct 12 2007, 08:20 AM Post #47 |
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Chew gots dat right MON ... two Dawgs doin' de're tang ...
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 12 2007, 10:46 AM Post #48 |
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GRITS???????? THAT'S IT this is WAR!! Potato CANNON UP! Ready SETTTTTT FIRE!!!!!!!! BOOM! BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOW what do you think of that?? Next time I'll use mashed potato's and not hard. |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 12 2007, 07:32 PM Post #49 |
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CW hauls out baseball bat....sssaawwiiinnnngg - SMACK RIGHT BACK ATCHA. KEEP FIRING THEM TATERS THIS WAY! NEED TO BRUSH UP ON MY BATTING PRACTICE
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 12 2007, 07:34 PM Post #50 |
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I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT ONE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE......
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| Toothless Dawg | Oct 12 2007, 08:36 PM Post #51 |
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Oh my!!! Guess I phrased that wrong huh?
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 12 2007, 09:06 PM Post #52 |
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Trust me you ain't hitting a potato coming at 147 MPH!! BTW Swing batter batter SWING!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STRIKE 3 your OUT! Speaking of the ROCKIES
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 13 2007, 08:31 AM Post #53 |
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I THOUGHT BA WAS THE CATCHER???? WHERE THE HECK DID SHE GO ANYHOW??? |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 13 2007, 08:36 AM Post #54 |
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WHO IN THE HECK IS THAT TAKING THE TIN FOIL OFF OF THEM TATERS AND MAKING A TIN FOIL HAT OUT OF IT????????
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 13 2007, 04:05 PM Post #55 |
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NOT ME!! I don't need no stinking tin foil!! BUT nothing like a strong well use potato cannon! ![]() YEP nothing like a good food fight weapon in your gun safe
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| Retta | Oct 13 2007, 07:13 PM Post #56 |
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may I ask who cleaned up after the food fight????? I wish then well. |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 14 2007, 07:04 AM Post #57 |
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It's beyond cleaning up at this point ................ THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD - I JUST SHOVED A BIG OLD PUMPKIN ON THE END OF GWEH'S TATER GUN INCOMING!!!!!!! |
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| Toothless Dawg | Oct 14 2007, 07:18 AM Post #58 |
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Retta, Cleaning is a breeze, just like I used to clean my truck. Open the front door, open the back door, wash it down in one direction or the other. Hint, do not wash from both ends at the same time, it doesn't work as good. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Toothless Dawg | Oct 14 2007, 09:48 AM Post #59 |
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Now THIS would be worthy of a good food fight ... !!! BTW, this is the only time you will see me support Guiliani ... ![]() |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 14 2007, 10:00 PM Post #60 |
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BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOLY JUMPING SHEEP SH&^ BAT MAN what happened??? CW??????????? NOT NICE PAL.
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 14 2007, 10:21 PM Post #61 |
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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!?? Never underestimate the power of makeup!? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 16 2007, 11:24 PM Post #62 |
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nooo......I think that may be a "moonbat"
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT THESE BEETS DO IN THAT CANNON ![]() NOW A FEW CORN COBS AND ON TOP OF THAT WE NEED SOME TOMATOES THAT OUGHT TO DO IT........READY......AIM...... FIRE NEXT TIME WE'LL ADD SOME ONIONS, PEPPERS, CELERY, AND A FEW OTHER ITEMS TO MAKE SOME INSTANT SALSA
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 17 2007, 10:44 AM Post #63 |
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HUMMMMMMM You know if you aim that gun with all that stuff at the grill and use low amounts of lighter fluid I can have it hot and we could have our self a big old BBQ !!!!!!!!! Why shot that all over you or I when we can be eating it??? NOW if we can figure out how to shot some brats and onions and peppers into a pan of beer WE GOT IT MADE!! HOWEVER if you would rather sling food I CAN DO THAT ALSO!! |
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| Almtnman | Oct 17 2007, 12:07 PM Post #64 |
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Then how about stoking that cannon with some elk backstraps and firing it over this way?
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 17 2007, 08:00 PM Post #65 |
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TRUCE!!!!! TIME TO EAT
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 17 2007, 09:46 PM Post #66 |
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WAIT!! Before we eat you MUST check out this web site!! Watch it until the very end!! It;s not what you think. THEN I'll fire some elk back straps your way. OR maybe I'll make some mule deer Italian sausage lasagna. http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 17 2007, 09:54 PM Post #67 |
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![]() But, I'm HUNGRY! |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 17 2007, 10:17 PM Post #68 |
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OK so what kind of wild game can I whip up for you all???? BUT you must bring the beer!! I sense a BBQ coming on!!
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 18 2007, 05:33 AM Post #69 |
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AMM already has a request for those elk backstraps in - those sound pretty darn good! How bout some TURKEY??? Providing beer is a given! What kind would ya like? |
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 18 2007, 09:51 AM Post #70 |
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HUMMM how about the good kind??? Turkey? Not in season........... Don't have any bear in the freezer so your limited to sausage and steak, a roast or two and I have some stew meat we can use to make kabobs How about elk kabobs???
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| Sunshine | Oct 18 2007, 11:16 PM Post #71 |
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I baked Rick a homemade cake once and it was hard as a rock. I'll make more so we can throw it at liberals.
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 20 2007, 07:51 AM Post #72 |
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Sunshine, you're a hoot! I can't leave this one alone... GWEH, does that tater gun take the cake? LOCK AND LOAD!!!! LET'S STUFF SOME OF SUNSHINE'S ROCK CAKE IN THAT TATER GUN AND SEE HOW MANY TIN FOIL HATS YOU CAN KNOCK OFF THEM MOONBATS FLYIN AROUND Turkey not in season????...........Let me look out the window..........Gimme that tater gun! Them turkeys out there look a little more tasty than them bats |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 21 2007, 06:35 PM Post #73 |
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OKAY FOLKS, THIS IS A WORD OF WARNING. PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MOUTH, HAS BEEN SWALLOWED OR IT WILL LITERALLY BECOME PART OF THE FOOD FIGHT, BEFORE CLICKING ON THE BELOW LINK....... ZOMBIE - THANKS! YOU ROCK, DUDE!!! THE TRUE HILLARY GALLERY you may wish to make sure you didn't eat in the past few hours, too.......
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| Almtnman | Oct 21 2007, 08:11 PM Post #74 |
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I kind of thought the one with her finger up her nose picking a booger while in the senate was the most like her.
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| greatwhiteelkhunter | Oct 22 2007, 09:06 AM Post #75 |
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HOLLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!! MAN do those paint a real picture. |
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| Culture Warrior | Oct 23 2007, 04:28 AM Post #76 |
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'Ol SwanJ is gonna have field day with these. He's already sent an email with one of his little clips of the Hildabeast.......... Yep, the "Nose Picker" is a classic...........I wonder if she ate it, too?
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| Almtnman | Oct 23 2007, 11:40 AM Post #77 |
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Hey CW, that's the exact same thing I wondered when I viewed that picture.
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