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Topic Started: May 1 2007, 01:27 PM (797 Views)
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Culture Warrior,Oct 6 2007
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 4 2007
09:59 PM
LOOK OUT CW here is comes!!  SPLAT one spoon of mashed patotaos!  How did you like that!!  :garfield:

RIGHT BACK ATCHYA - WANT SOME GRAVY ON THEM TATERS....... :banana-man:

Ever had a green bean shoved up your nose???? How about a carrot stick ???? Better yet pal make way for the Turkey drum stick off your FOREHEAD!
WHACK!
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Culture Warrior,Oct 6 2007
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YA BETTER DUCK THERE, AMM!!!!! ME THINKS GWEH IS GONNA FIRE SOME MAPLE SYRUP IN THIS DIRECTION!!!! :cowboy:

WHAT? Like that stuff is going to help me win a food fight! You must be kidding! NOPE solid food baby SOLID food.
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Toothless Dawg,Oct 7 2007
09:10 AM
Yikes CW, that hotcake frisbee just gave me a high & tight ...

HEY I resemble that comment!
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 11 2007
09:29 AM
Ever had a green bean shoved up your nose????    How about a carrot stick ????  Better yet pal make way for the Turkey drum stick off your FOREHEAD!
WHACK!

CRIPES, I FEEL LIKE A DANG SNOWMAN --- CARROT / BEAN NOSE --- TURKEY LEG HORN-----

LOOKOUT!!! HERE COME SOME HARD BOILED EGGS......HEY, THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MESS --- BRING ON THE EGGS BEFORE THE BOILING!!!!

SO, YOU LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, EH!?!?? CHERRY PIE, TOO, HUH?!?!? OOOO, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A STAIN :garfield:
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Tha's it!!! I've sat here and been splattered with green beans, dog 'P', frisbee pancakes, carrots and turkey drumsticks .... at my age I can't see very good at all. The only thing I can do is respond with a 'shotgun' .................

Here come the grits at both ya'll
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Toothless Dawg,Oct 11 2007
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Tha's it!!! I've sat here and been splattered with green beans, dog 'P'

SORRY, BUT THAT'S 'OL DUKE'S DOIN'S. YA SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TA STAND BY THOSE HILLARY SIGNS, ANYHOW........

WHAT WERE YA DOIN' BY THE SIGN ANYHOW???

OH, DOIN' THE SAME THING THE DOG WAS DOIN'
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OH, DOIN' THE SAME THING THE DOG WAS DOIN' garfield-laughing-ani.gif???


Chew gots dat right MON ... two Dawgs doin' de're tang ... :banana-man: :banana-man:
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Toothless Dawg,Oct 11 2007
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Tha's it!!! I've sat here and been splattered with green beans, dog 'P', frisbee pancakes, carrots and turkey drumsticks .... at my age I can't see very good at all. The only thing I can do is respond with a 'shotgun' .................

Here come the grits at both ya'll

GRITS???????? THAT'S IT this is WAR!!

Potato CANNON UP! Ready SETTTTTT FIRE!!!!!!!! BOOM! BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOW what do you think of that?? Next time I'll use mashed potato's and not hard.
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 12 2007
09:46 AM
GRITS???????? THAT'S IT this is WAR!!

Potato CANNON UP! Ready SETTTTTT FIRE!!!!!!!! BOOM! BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOW what do you think of that?? Next time I'll use mashed potato's and not hard.

CW hauls out baseball bat....sssaawwiiinnnngg - SMACK

RIGHT BACK ATCHA. KEEP FIRING THEM TATERS THIS WAY! NEED TO BRUSH UP ON MY BATTING PRACTICE :starwars:
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Toothless Dawg,Oct 12 2007
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OH, DOIN' THE SAME THING THE DOG WAS DOIN' garfield-laughing-ani.gif???


Chew gots dat right MON ... two Dawgs doin' de're tang ... :banana-man: :banana-man:

I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT ONE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE...... :nooooooo:
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Culture Warrior,Oct 12 2007
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Toothless Dawg,Oct 12 2007
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OH, DOIN' THE SAME THING THE DOG WAS DOIN' garfield-laughing-ani.gif???


Chew gots dat right MON ... two Dawgs doin' de're tang ... :banana-man: :banana-man:

I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT ONE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE...... :nooooooo:




Oh my!!! :huh: :huh: :huh: Guess I phrased that wrong huh?
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 12 2007
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GRITS????????  THAT'S IT this is WAR!!

Potato CANNON UP!  Ready SETTTTTT FIRE!!!!!!!!  BOOM!  BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM  NOW what do you think of that??  Next time I'll use mashed potato's and not hard.

CW hauls out baseball bat....sssaawwiiinnnngg - SMACK

RIGHT BACK ATCHA. KEEP FIRING THEM TATERS THIS WAY! NEED TO BRUSH UP ON MY BATTING PRACTICE :starwars:

Trust me you ain't hitting a potato coming at 147 MPH!! BTW Swing batter batter SWING!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STRIKE 3 your OUT!

Speaking of the ROCKIES :) :banana-man:
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 12 2007
08:06 PM
Trust me you ain't hitting a potato coming at 147 MPH!! BTW Swing batter batter SWING!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STRIKE 3 your OUT!

Speaking of the ROCKIES :) :banana-man:

I THOUGHT BA WAS THE CATCHER???? WHERE THE HECK DID SHE GO ANYHOW???

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WHO IN THE HECK IS THAT TAKING THE TIN FOIL OFF OF THEM TATERS AND MAKING A TIN FOIL HAT OUT OF IT????????

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NOT ME!! I don't need no stinking tin foil!! BUT nothing like a strong well use potato cannon! :)

YEP nothing like a good food fight weapon in your gun safe :)
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may I ask who cleaned up after the food fight?????
I wish then well.
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It's beyond cleaning up at this point ................ :banana-man:

THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD - I JUST SHOVED A BIG OLD PUMPKIN ON THE END OF GWEH'S TATER GUN

INCOMING!!!!!!!
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Retta,Oct 13 2007
06:13 PM
may I ask who cleaned up after the food fight?????
I wish then well.


Retta,

Cleaning is a breeze, just like I used to clean my truck. Open the front door, open the back door, wash it down in one direction or the other. Hint, do not wash from both ends at the same time, it doesn't work as good. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now THIS would be worthy of a good food fight ... !!! BTW, this is the only time you will see me support Guiliani ...

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Culture Warrior,Oct 14 2007
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It's beyond cleaning up at this point ................ :banana-man:

THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD - I JUST SHOVED A BIG OLD PUMPKIN ON THE END OF GWEH'S TATER GUN

INCOMING!!!!!!!

BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HOLY JUMPING SHEEP SH&^ BAT MAN what happened??? CW??????????? NOT NICE PAL.

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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!?? Never underestimate the power of makeup!?

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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 13 2007
03:05 PM
NOT ME!!  I don't need no stinking tin foil!! 

nooo......I think that may be a "moonbat"




greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 13 2007
03:05 PM
BUT nothing like a strong well use potato cannon!  :)

YEP nothing like a good food fight weapon in your gun safe :)


OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT THESE BEETS DO IN THAT CANNON smiley-bounce-fire
NOW A FEW CORN COBS :banana-man:
AND ON TOP OF THAT WE NEED SOME TOMATOES :cb13:
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT........READY......AIM......


FIRE :tank:


NEXT TIME WE'LL ADD SOME ONIONS, PEPPERS, CELERY, AND A FEW OTHER ITEMS TO MAKE SOME INSTANT SALSA smiley-bounce-fire
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HUMMMMMMM You know if you aim that gun with all that stuff at the grill and use low amounts of lighter fluid I can have it hot and we could have our self a big old BBQ !!!!!!!!! Why shot that all over you or I when we can be eating it???

NOW if we can figure out how to shot some brats and onions and peppers into a pan of beer WE GOT IT MADE!!


HOWEVER if you would rather sling food I CAN DO THAT ALSO!!
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Then how about stoking that cannon with some elk backstraps and firing it over this way? :)
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 17 2007
09:44 AM
HUMMMMMMM You know if you aim that gun with all that stuff at the grill and use low amounts of lighter fluid I can have it hot and we could have our self a big old BBQ !!!!!!!!! Why shot that all over you or I when we can be eating it???

NOW if we can figure out how to shot some brats and onions and peppers into a pan of beer WE GOT IT MADE!!

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TRUCE!!!!!

TIME TO EAT
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WAIT!! Before we eat you MUST check out this web site!! Watch it until the very end!! It;s not what you think. THEN I'll fire some elk back straps your way. OR maybe I'll make some mule deer Italian sausage lasagna.

http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html



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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 17 2007
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WAIT!!  Before we eat you MUST check out this web site!!  Watch it until the very end!!  It;s not what you think.  THEN I'll fire some elk back straps your way.  OR maybe I'll make some mule deer Italian sausage lasagna.

http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html

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But, I'm HUNGRY!
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 17 2007
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WAIT!!  Before we eat you MUST check out this web site!!  Watch it until the very end!!  It;s not what you think.  THEN I'll fire some elk back straps your way.  OR maybe I'll make some mule deer Italian sausage lasagna.

http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html

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But, I'm HUNGRY!

OK so what kind of wild game can I whip up for you all????

BUT you must bring the beer!!

I sense a BBQ coming on!!
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greatwhiteelkhunter,Oct 17 2007
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OK so what kind of wild game can I whip up for you all????

BUT you must bring the beer!!

I sense a BBQ coming on!!
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AMM already has a request for those elk backstraps in - those sound pretty darn good!

How bout some TURKEY???

Providing beer is a given! What kind would ya like?
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HUMMM how about the good kind???

Turkey? Not in season........... Don't have any bear in the freezer so your limited to sausage and steak, a roast or two and I have some stew meat we can use to make kabobs :) How about elk kabobs???
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I baked Rick a homemade cake once and it was hard as a rock. I'll make more so we can throw it at liberals. :garfield:
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Sunshine,Oct 18 2007
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I baked Rick a homemade cake once and it was hard as a rock. I'll make more so we can throw it at liberals.  :garfield:

Sunshine, you're a hoot! I can't leave this one alone... :rotfl:

GWEH, does that tater gun take the cake?

LOCK AND LOAD!!!! :tank:

LET'S STUFF SOME OF SUNSHINE'S ROCK CAKE IN THAT TATER GUN AND SEE HOW MANY TIN FOIL HATS YOU CAN KNOCK OFF THEM MOONBATS FLYIN AROUND


Turkey not in season????...........Let me look out the window..........Gimme that tater gun! Them turkeys out there look a little more tasty than them bats
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OKAY FOLKS, THIS IS A WORD OF WARNING.

PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MOUTH, HAS BEEN SWALLOWED OR IT WILL LITERALLY BECOME PART OF THE FOOD FIGHT, BEFORE CLICKING ON THE BELOW LINK.......

ZOMBIE - THANKS! YOU ROCK, DUDE!!!
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THE TRUE HILLARY GALLERY

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you may wish to make sure you didn't eat in the past few hours, too....... :rotfl:
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I kind of thought the one with her finger up her nose picking a booger while in the senate was the most like her. :)
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HOLLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!! MAN do those paint a real picture.
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'Ol SwanJ is gonna have field day with these.

He's already sent an email with one of his little clips of the Hildabeast.......... :rotfl:

Yep, the "Nose Picker" is a classic...........I wonder if she ate it, too? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Culture Warrior,Oct 23 2007
04:28 AM
Yep, the "Nose Picker" is a classic...........I wonder if she ate it, too? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Hey CW, that's the exact same thing I wondered when I viewed that picture. :D
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