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Hanoi Jane Crawled Under a Rock; bippity boppity boo
Topic Started: Jan 29 2007, 02:55 PM (222 Views)
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She just peekd out after "34 years".

Fraid not Janey Jane.

A number of times she's peekd out over the years - only to get the bug bomb. Her cult tried to get her an arts post some years back and she was stunned by the outcry over a "traitor" being named to this post.

Then she became a Christian and ran off to marry a Loudmouth Lefty Georgia Crackpot. Remember that?

Remember when she was openly intimate with the loveable leader of the Black Panthers? That was before she married the limp noodle Kucinich Klone Tom Hayden.

Before BP Huey it was Roger Vadim - French film director. He said he divorced her because he thought he married a woman, not a "female Lenin".

I wonder who she'll wow with her dried fig of a hag self next - oh noooooooooooo not Teddy!!!! He's a Catholic! No divorce!

Ah HAH - Warner - marry him! If he fell for the British-American-British-American Flatulence that was Liz Taylor so she could marry an American and regain her American citizenship, why he should be an easy bowl over for you!

Ditch the buns o' steel stuff first Jane - he likes em fat - hides the wrinkles.

Going back to Hanoi for a reunion any day?

No wait - you could marry Rosie and get on the View - then have threesomes with Brabra. Time to come out from under your rock.







CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
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I like what HilRod said (she now wants to take back her maiden (like she was ever!) name when she moves back into the Whitehouse) when she was in Iowa. She said that Bush should end the war before he leaves office. I agree with her. He shouldn't leave office til the war is finished (and civilization is saved).
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The World's Smartest Woman.

ROTFLMAO

Now you listen here George Bush I want yall to surrender and destroy your party before my certain coronation in 2008 see (not only am I the world's smartest woman I know the future)?
Otherwise I'll have to destroy my party because you didn't do what I said.
Why I'm so smart I know the best husbands is Zarky Horndogs.
If yall don't take my stupid advice I'd have to win the dang thing but I couldn't win a fartin contest against an air freshener - otherwise I'll have to declare us losers and do the Democrat Yellow Puss Gut Surrender Monkey Bug Out Boogie.
Then I'd have to think up a buncha booooooshit about how to blame the right wing for any terrorist attacks that occur here when they ain't in control no more and I may be the world's smartest woman but I be surrounded by a buncha dummies I picked special to make me look smart, and when I be Presidump I won't have no time for stupid stuff like that when I got all them handsome young interns to oversee, see?
I got to show that Tomcat how smart people do the freaky-deaky so he'll know who be the First Lady - and if I catches him tryin to take olive oil shots off that Frisco bag so he can play Chief in my House I be locking him in the Wigwam to beat his nasty tom-tom.
So you take my advice because I'm so smart. You be so stupid you probably would take my advice.

President Clinton Rod'em



(its wild to watch the ads that pop up at the bottom - how does any of this post call up some weirdo rock band? hmmmmm interestin)
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I'm surprised someone hasn't knocked Hanoi jane off the face of this earth.She :hammerhead: :gun2: is a disgrace to the human race. That b*tch ought to be made to give all her money to Veterans. You will never catch me watching any of her movies, ect. She turns my stomach. :hammerhead: :gun2:
She also should be tried for Treason.
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